Animals, Cats, Kittens and Cute: Orange tabbies rule!

Orange tabbies rule!

By What did I get myself into - 05/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I got a new kitten. He's orange, and definitely fits the stereotypes. I've already had to stop him from killing himself or otherwise getting into dangerous areas four times. I can't leave him alone for more than five seconds. Please tell me this is not a sign of the times to come. FML

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Poor little kitty

By Anonymous - 13/01/2022 17:01

Today, I realized the kitten I adopted months ago either has serious attachment issues or the worst case of Stockholm syndrome I've ever seen. Only I can get near him, he can't stand us being over 5 feet apart, he meows until I let him into the bathroom with me, and I feel like a jerk for disliking it. I need space. FML

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Getting no pussy love

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 05:02

Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML

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Cat Mojo

By Me. - 10/05/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, my cat has always been rather antisocial, but after his first trip to the vet since getting fixed, he's become talkative, clingy, and goofy. I'd enjoy it, if not for the fact that he's nearly hurt himself several times because he keeps doing stupid shit. He might need to go back to the vet at this rate. FML

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I love you, human

By Help - 20/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I got a new cat. He's outrageously clingy. Like, "extremely unhealthy obsession with me" clingy. I just wanted an emotional support animal, but it looks like I have become an emotional support animal instead. I feel terrible for trying to get him to not want to be with me all the time. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/12/2014 23:24 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML

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Misery loves Caturday

By Sara - 18/02/2023 14:00

Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML

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Like that scene in Alien!

By Orange cat behavior - 13/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I had to vacuum for the first time since getting my new kitten. I feared that he would freak out, so I took measures to make sure he would be comfortable, including a "safe room" with toys and a bed for him. As expected, he freaked out. But instead of going to his room, he jumped and grappled onto my face. FML

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Evil but cute

By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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Manchild

By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By Kitten_Love - 28/01/2013 19:52 - France - Paris

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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FluffythePink 22

Wednesday 5 June 2024 22:14

You knew what you were looking at when you saw the colour. Now you are Joining The Club. Welcome. Every time you want to face palm your brain at him, I had a ginger female with brain damage and epilepsy. She lasted to about 22 and you couldn't leave any paint or moisturiser open or she'd eat it... Among many, many other things. You'll be fine. Exhausted, bewildered and occasionally astounded but he'll be one of the best chapters of your life.

Nakomai 17

Wednesday 5 June 2024 20:01

All orange cats share one collective brain cell.

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Nakomai 17

Wednesday 5 June 2024 20:01

All orange cats share one collective brain cell.

FluffythePink 22

Wednesday 5 June 2024 22:14

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 6 June 2024 15:27

My cats lick plastic bags, runs off with Q-Tips, sleeps on my legs (i have ptsd and nightmares) forcing the ragdoll one to involuntarily join the Castronaut program followed by going limp, hitting the walls and slamming to the floor, as well as another that licks windows and soda cans. Your cat will be fine. Mine are living quite long, and that’s half the crap they do. Just do your best, pick your battles and do training. You can’t force them to not be dumb as a rock, but determent is what you strive for.