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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By laughxlove - 23/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By ThaBoss12 - 01/11/2014 22:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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KeannaLove 32

Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

That's favoritism at it's best.

erl1996_fml 6

Monday 6 February 2012 2:48

What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..

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xbella 8

Monday 6 February 2012 2:51

that's love, acne medications are expensive.

eatpussy 0

Monday 6 February 2012 2:53

Be happy. If it stands out so much that your mom has to buy you medication, now it wont

lovestheice 0

Monday 6 February 2012 5:44

Agree^

traze 7

Monday 6 February 2012 2:54

Be happy and stop bitching, you will thank her later.

USMC_Cpl 5

Monday 6 February 2012 3:11

^Those cookies in your profile picture look delicious...

traze 7

Monday 6 February 2012 3:40

They were...Semper fi.

day624 14

Monday 6 February 2012 2:57

Would yoi rather have acne spiraling out of control?

traze 7

Monday 6 February 2012 3:00

Tough choice....why not both?!

day624 14

Monday 6 February 2012 22:09

True

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 6 February 2012 2:57

Maybe there to skinny and your a pizza face. Why you complaining? everybody wins!

DrMime 10

Monday 6 February 2012 2:57

Better than hand lotion to mock my sex life...

MaceFaceLOL 8

Monday 6 February 2012 3:10

OOOO dr.mime

pandora1983 0

Monday 6 February 2012 3:47

Hand lotion isent all that bad..... Just better when someone uses it for you is all.

DrMime 10

Monday 6 February 2012 4:01

^ what's iSent? Sounds like a cool new email app!

lishy1311 0

Monday 6 February 2012 3:10

Naw :(

kayleebearr 6

Monday 6 February 2012 3:10

Hey well thats helpful stuff , candy can make you break out more and even put on pounds . think of it in a good way op (:

traze 7

Monday 6 February 2012 3:49

Your face, in the pic., looks like it's made of plastic(O_O)....it's cool.

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 6 February 2012 6:09

Pfffft talk about a synthetic face.

alyspar2 5

Monday 6 February 2012 3:15

Your mother cares.

Redoxx_fml 22

Monday 6 February 2012 3:17

They be jelly

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