Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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KeannaLove 32
That's favoritism at it's best.
erl1996_fml 6
What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..
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Comments (133)
awthmt 6
It's the thought that counts
awthmt 6
It's the thought that counts
Kayokku 1
Be grateful, you dick. :)
yaoifreak 8
I would be grateful to at least get something...
A7x4REVer 3
Hey it's better than nothing like it is my family, my little sister always gets shit and I have to buy my own stuff
medussa1 0
Wow do you even have acne
coolstorybro6 6
Just take their candy
LePenguin 0
That sucks, I know the feeling.
lovestheice 0
Considering you have acne, I would be happy!(:
smallsmerry123 5
Hey, I'd rather look good and be confident rather than be fat and watch movies.