Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
That's favoritism at it's best.
erl1996_fml 6
What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..
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Comments (133)
Clamcreepy 7
I hope for Christmas it's not the same treatment. While everybody gets video games and money, you end up with a book on how to deal with acne.
Knash 3
hey, less sweets and clear skin. give it a shot. you should go pick up "treats" for everyone and get her some weightloss pills if you ever wanted to get her back lol.
Coffeebang 17
She cares about your skin!
steviesnm 6
Is it wrong that I'd rather have the acne medication?
danehboi 4
Wow that sucks but look on the bright side, atleast you got something more expensive she likes you more.
jsprackman 11
Atleast you know she cares about you
KiddNYC1O 22
How thoughtful, really.
lolyeahthatsme 11
Well did you want to be fat AND have acne?
thatsmylyfe 13
Thats ****** up...but HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
lucyinthesky420 10
Maybe after you use it, your next gift will be candy & a movie..?
Dojan 16
Where I live acne ointments and the such cost a lot more than a candy bar. I wish I didn't have to pay for my facial cleanser.