Miscellaneous: Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous,...

By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By laughxlove - 23/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By ThaBoss12 - 01/11/2014 22:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML

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By imblue42 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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KeannaLove 32

Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

That's favoritism at it's best.

erl1996_fml 6

Monday 6 February 2012 2:48

What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right back................no, no you cannot..

Comments

candyaddict54 3

Monday 6 February 2012 5:48

What a biast mother! I hate people who favoritize. Couldn't she just treat all of you equally and give you candy and a movie also.

SauceySarah 30

Monday 6 February 2012 5:50

Sounds just like something my mom would do to me. Haha

wowmusicman28 1

Monday 6 February 2012 5:54

I think that's thoughtful.

UncleNacho 6

Monday 6 February 2012 6:01

I can see my mom doing that to me. She favorsmy brothers tooo.

Hamo 5

Monday 6 February 2012 6:23

Hey, she's doing you a favor. To them, the candy will last them one or two days but acne medication will probably rid you of acne forever.

AUtUMNlYNNE143 3

Monday 6 February 2012 6:26

I rather have the acne medication.. I hate pimples. Candy makes it worse.. Js'

betteroffunsaid 0

Monday 6 February 2012 6:33

Candy that will last a couple of minutes and ultimately just make you gain weight...acne cream that can clear your skin, boost confidence, make you an all around better looking person...? You decide which one "" fits.