By wow - 28/11/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 798
You deserved it 2 053

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Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.

Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.

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Lol what a weirdo

Was she being serious or just messing around?

High school biology is where I learned cunnilingus... Best dissection... Ever

Sorry to ask this, but what the hell is cunnilingus?? Bring in the thumb's down...

20- oral sex on a woman

20 Its a verb it means "to google"

But what if I am to lazy for google? Should I google that?

no I think you should Bing that one

But Its Not Google!!! (see what I did there?)

Ive always wondered who wrote in those things...

Have fun failing!

Your profile picture an your comment is just perfect haha

38 - so is yours

The mother is probably Christian.. Don't worry, Jesus will help OP pass Biology!

Maybe she thinks your not ready for the human body. Just saying!

or maybe op isn't human (?_?) and she was just trying to protect his/her feelings...

He should start watching lots of porn and not delete the history.

40 - "I swear mom, it's for educational purposes!"

Well since OP is in biology, he/she is in 9th or 10th grade, and is definitely ready to learn more about the human body. I hate parents that try to keep their kids away from sex-education, you have to learn

Well I learnt from the dictionary when I was 8 and my grandma let me watch late night movies when I was 10. She also told me heaps of stuff lol. My parents didn't mind as long as they didn't have to teach me. So I do agree 9th and 10th grade are fine to learn about sex ans the human body.

High school dumbass

^thumbs up

Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.

That's what overprotective mothers get

Ummm. You got some 'splainin' to do. Lol but for real, explain to her that you need that to pass and that you can't get another one. I'm sure you are more mature than what she thinks. Anyway... Good luck with whatever. xD

Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.

Come on, those textbooks... DAMN they get me going. My textbook erection aside, Overprotective Mother of the Week?

Week? Month? Year?

More like decade/century.

Sounds like you have one of those helicopter parents that make teachers want to jump off a bridge... I'm not sure who I should feel more sorry for :-

A hovering parent who makes loud WHUP WHUP WHUP noises and kicks up a lot of dust.

But be warned, some helicopter parents may be armed with hellfire missles and a 30mm cannon. Stay clear from those...

My health class is basically all porn that's where I learned what "blue waffle" is

That's some nasty stuff, my health class never showed me that and I'm glad for that.

What's blue waffle..? o.o

My health teacher showed us several pictures of people with stds...

Pretty sure the book isn't yours and it looks like your mom just bought herself a new textbook.

Somebodys gonna owe the school a new text book! Lol and she can't even get mad, she ruined it herself. -_-