Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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Midrash
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I am surprise a guy like that was able to get laid
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RedPillSucks
| 31
I feel the same way about girl scout cookies.
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vsat207
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You should buy smooth peanut butter and put peanuts in there just to see what happens
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vsat207
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Hence why I said add them
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gntfmlingnow
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Alan, I think she means she knows it doesn't contain full peanuts, not that it doesn't have peanuts in it
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Midrash
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15 - Wow. U just made me lose all hope for the human race.
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vsat207
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I'll let you in on a little secret, not everything said on this site is serious.
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13FTW
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23, oohhhh bitch pleeaaasse. You did not just try to one up Alan did you? Just by attempting to argue with such a god of FML makes your argument invalid.
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ikickgingers
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All this sarcasm is turning me on.
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ripgeorgecarl1n
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Alan, why u no let me thumb up comments?
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enonymous
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Everytime I order a hot dog I'm disappointed there's no dog in it...
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RedPillSucks
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I feel the same way about girl scout cookies.
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13FTW
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Alan, drunk ain't enough, you need to be totally fucking wasted!
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Chazyj
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Got to love getting owned but the FML team :-p
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txgirl2013
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blondes are smarter than you right now
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Jammy01jams
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Oh my god. I simply cannot believe there is someone with this level of idiocy on this site. Please tell me you are joking Vsat... :(
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FarSide
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Pitiful. Just pitiful.
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EvilPotato
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Vsat, you are suffering from a disorder I call extreme stupidity, I should know I'm a doctor, and also there's no cure. Alan you are suffering from a disorder called extreme fucking ownage, like stupidity, it cannot be cured, your either born with it, or not.
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captainfalcon7
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he's allergic to peanuts so he doesn't want them in his peanut butter. How doesn't that make sense?
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LouisianaBob
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Your sarcasm won't work here mister
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Victoire_W
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Listen lemonass, peanut butter, smooth OR chunky, are both made of peanuts. Make sence?
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melikeyturtles
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*sense
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gurly98
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Dude u don't have to insult him
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gurly98
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Vhvh
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
-.- this thread made me facepalm... So much
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Ali_Br_fml
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Or you can crush up the nuts in front of him, then say... "Smooth PEANUT butter coming up!" I mean c'mon, he could have just said he doesn't like his peanutbutter crunchy.
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chunkolard
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Ur fuckin dumb, Vic.
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panda_heroo
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Are you an idiot?
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annihil8or
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Hey dummy, peanut better is made outta peanuts
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djack0113
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Because it's fucking peanut butter
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ilyphilip
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peanut butters made from peanuts idiot
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Unlucky_Gun
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Haha you said peanut better
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TheEpicPies
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It makes SENSE not SENCE.
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doglover100
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I can't believe someone asked that.
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Coalke
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You guys. It was sarcasm! Really! It was dripping, people!
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Midrash
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I am surprise a guy like that was able to get laid
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eharmonee
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He might not have. She could have been adopted!(:
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TorturedXeno
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That's a question that OP will have to answer.
Now the only question that remains is, who won the argument?
Now the only question that remains is, who won the argument?
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
No the real question is how does someone old enough to go buy peanut butter by themself not know their dad is allergic to peanuts?
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Kdawgg01
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You deserved it simply for buying chunky peanut butter you sick freak
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melchibr_fml
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You should be locked up in a mental institute for a Long time. Buying chunky peanut butter for someone with a peanut allergy is sick and psychotic!
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leena24
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68... try reading the original post before putting someone else down
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harmonyrulez
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That is so true. Chunky peanut butter should be outlawed. I am thoroughly disgusted. Smh.
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alpaquette91
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Tell him he's allergic so he can't eat peanut butter, there for it doesn't matter what type of peanut butter you get. Your the only one eating it
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linko_fml
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Good one.
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meliesFML
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actually, I'm allergic to peanuts & for an odd reason chunky peanutbutter gives me an allergic reaction cause of the peanuts but smooth doesn't. so what he's saying actually makes sense.
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alpaquette91
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Omg Alan wrote on my post eeeekkkkeeee I'm soooo excited :D
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rkmepm
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If only you used the right grammar I would have understood your point of view
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FarSide
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I swear some of you are nucking futs.
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alpaquette91
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SARCASM!!!!
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CookieMonstr19
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Heyyy ur on the FML Team....cool!! ;p
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CookieMonstr19
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Cool Alan wrote on ur post....u lucky son of a bitch.
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CookieMonstr19
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Cool Alan Wrote On Ur Post...Lucky
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Harlson13
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It makes perfect sense!!!
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doyouloveme6543
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No it doesn't. Peanut butter is MADE of peanuts. Even the smooth kind which, btw, is nasty crap.
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stevenJB
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131)....your stupid. :P
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linko_fml
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The dog likes either kind ;)
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mintcar
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Hahaha
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doogy15
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Lol cleaver =D
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shazza26
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65, you don't get it
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FarSide
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But the dog prefers JIF over Skippy.
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linko_fml
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And shut up and make him a sandwich.
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captainfalcon7
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makes sense to me.. I'm allergic to bees and I wouldn't want bees in my peanut butter.
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Harlson13
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That made my day
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bones_17
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In this case being adopted would seem better Then with a dad like this :p
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silver848
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Bone 17 ur an epic dumbassssssss.