Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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unfortunate_13
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and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.
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enonymous
| 8
Seizure? or the most mind blowing orgasm she has ever had and she wants you to take notes? I'll let you decide
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zinoxity
| 23
Haha, must be some really hot sex.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
iv heard of some extreme ways to avoid anal, but this takes the cake.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
man what kind of crap is that. i say ydi for being a pussy and staying enough to see the guy instead of just walking out
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klonopin_ftw
| 0
must not have taken enough of me then. if she did, she woulda got away with it.
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xx000o
| 27
I would tell the guy that brought her in that she has an STD, and ask if she had him use a condom, then see how long he stays around.
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insanesna1l
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he may not have known she already had a boyfriend. threaten him with a used syringe just to be sure
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GigglePony
| 13
#33 knows how to handle life.
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chell1894
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7, haha epic
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SunshineBoy21
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You are all missing the point. Everyone is saying dump her, leave her, punch her, punch him - but, if he does that he'll get caught on the hospital's cameras. If he acts concerned and stays by her side, he looks like a hero and an amazing man. That way when they all leave the hospital and he kills them both and chops them into little pieces - he won't be a suspect because the hospital staff will recall how loving and caring he was. lol
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FATTY_MCDOOGLE
| 29
#100, Pure genius.
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MissBunny25
| 0
punch her in the ovaries
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persianjr
| 15
would that hurt?
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MissBunny25
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yes, yes it would.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
the ovaries are the female testicles. so of course getting punched there would hurt
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maa_rico
| 4
but punching her in the ovaries would mean he has to fist her pussy first, reach all the way to her ovaries and voila! punch her in the ovaries, it is genius because first he gives her pleasure the he hurts her, you little evil genius you.
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zinoxity
| 23
...Why are you replying to my comment? At least stay on topic.
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afroninjashuffle
| 0
karmas a bitch isn't it?
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Hiilikew
| 5
TWILIGHT SEX!!! haha
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nateb1tch
| 1
I woulda said to F off and take your stuff and never see her again
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tjv3
| 10
I think that it should read "my newly ex gf" I would dump her
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ScarecrowB1
| 0
171. Spot on.
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Hard_Luck_Aussie
| 4
kinda funny but also not so funny I had a girl few years back that had seizures never had one in bed with me but had them at my house and while out with me, also had one while in bed with a mate of mine after we broke up
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jc302406
| 3
obviously you don't possess the skills to make a girl seize in bed lol
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
Or the skills to write a non-run on sentence. Heh.
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jdawgg92
| 1
Or the skills of punctuation and capitalization.
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acr0293
| 0
and your all a bunch of stuck up cock suckers :)
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ImKindaABigDeal
| 6
Wait they are stuck up and they suck cock or they suck cocks that are stuck up?
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chell1894
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^this whole this is just hilarious.. it just gets better and better
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skorpien
| 1
83 - And* you're*
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pbutt209
| 0
^ Nazi
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iliketurdles
| 7
^^ and you're a butt.
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HugoBosss_fml
| 0
You're cool.
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skorpien
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96 - A butt? Really? If you're going to try to offend me, at least put some effort into it.
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skorpien
| 1
Unless that was meant for 95 (as their comment has already been moderated), then never mind.
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awardZu
| 0
Grammar Nazis, ATTACK!!!!
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L0veRebeccaBlack
| 0
Grammar Hitler-DEAD!!!
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ChaCerCam
| 14
unless you're also good friends, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN!
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unfortunate_13
| 5
and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.
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Kolden
| 11
hell yea!
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kingtz
| 6
Dump the bitch! Punch her in the head before you leave so she gets another seizure.
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justalilrandom2
| 4
Get out your iPod or iPhone, get the strobe light app, set it off and walk away.
Make sure you take it with you by the way, just thought I'd clarify if you weren't sure.
Make sure you take it with you by the way, just thought I'd clarify if you weren't sure.
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stu1983
| 0
hahaha yes
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lesdodis
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lmfao that's what I was thinken
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lesdodis
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#43
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LetItRise
| 0
I wouldve punch her in the throat, and drop kick that other dude, shit ain't right
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MissBunny25
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kick her in the babymaker!
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Colin466
| 0
Make sure she never can never have sex again! Put some superglue on her dildo(Get her one if she doesn't have one) then stick it up her cooter! Cork that bitch!
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Tuesdays76
| 0
Dude you freak me out. ^^ Ever considered therapy?
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justalilrandom2
| 4
Pepper spray her vag and walk out of there...
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killerpenguin4
| 9
no you're supposed to shove tube sealant up her ass and then feed her laxatives
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Lauinater
| 4
indeed
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MellyLuck1484
| 7
no obligation to stay whatsoever. Tell her that she's no longer your gf, and tell the other guy that this happens every time she has sex.
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enonymous
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Seizure? or the most mind blowing orgasm she has ever had and she wants you to take notes? I'll let you decide
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ruben_A_ruiz
| 0
Rofl nice one man
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Flutist
| 3
I think you most likely stayed. I hope you broke up with her.
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Crowleyyy
| 0
kill her. seems logical.
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Leftieswillrule
| 3
^ yes
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aardvarkish
| 15
Death by stoning, of course.
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xFuZioN
| 0
punch her in the cooter, punch the guy in his tiny wiener and run!
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dunner12
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lucky guy, I'd just hang on and ride it out. I know it's called the rodeo when your hitting a girl from behind, reach up, cup her breasts, say "wow these feel just like your sisters" and see how long you can hold on. I don't know what this is call... the electric bed??
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enonymous
| 8
Bucking bronco.
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xXHIxxxHATERXx
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rawhide!
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Fuzzbump
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!!!!!!!!!!Leave!!!and never return!!!!!
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Tuesdays76
| 0
best picture award! ^^
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musicfreak9821
| 6
exactly what I was thinking!
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runeblade
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call her parents to get the fuck down there, and tell them why you're leaving
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MEF62
| 5
Agreed. When will men learn they don't HAVE to do anything just because a woman said it?
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Naitras
| 15
because women get pissed when we don't do what they say... it's a can't win scenario
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Chad_the_Brony
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He can win. By leaving and never going back. But I see where you're coming from.
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nikkilynne
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I say gtfo dude. But I guess that's pretty obvious. :)