Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
Brett121 6
I think taking a sharpie is just too far I mean WTF!? But she's only looking out for you. So be greatful some kids don't have that kind of parent
Hellooomindyy 0
I agree with all your comments except where you said if the 14 year old still wants to dress slutty then let them. If a sensible talk didn't work with my 14 year old daughter then I would DEMAND she listen. I'll be damned if I have a 14 year old daughter that thinks she is gonna run me or my household.
jlperry31 10
next time your in public with her do something to embarrass the shyt out of her.
JinxosGirl87 0
My 11 year old niece is turning into a **** at the age that I was still playing with dolls. Makes me wanna slap my lazy ass sister for neglecting her kid and making her raise herself.
CassieStrawbs 7
That's stupid. I understand the see through part but the low cut thing. There is a limit but lower cut shirts are feminine and I don't see what's the problem with that.
legresley85 1
Working at the mall seems just like working in a strip club, you see all the same stuff just from younger women. It's so disturbing. Also there is lack of knowledge about proper dress, for job interviews and handing out resumes. I guess once you start dressing slutty you don't realize what your doing. Oh yeah: see through shirts with black bras, my personal favorite, it doesn't work so well at a job interview though.
cleifmastersix 3
I guess maybe you shouldn't dress like a **** then
Mxpxdude189 0
good mom. don't be a ****
Glassmaster 0
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tessa0594 2
Don't be stupid, put your **** away you *****.