Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
angelzzoya 5
At least she cares some moms dont care at all
azhigatex 0
This is great! I'm going to need to remember this for my daughter!
sumptin 1
Go mom! Slutty girls show off their goodies enough for everyone
Leftieswillrule 3
As a guy who loves to see cleavage, i must say that sucks, but as a guy who hates ***** , you deserve it and putting it on FML only means that you're so intent on being a **** that you'll complain about it on the internet
VeeEight 5
If it were me and I was you, my reaction would be to cut all my shirts to that point. She would either have to buy you a new wardrobe or get over her insecurities. But I'm punk rock like that!
sassyangel24 0
Your mom is a boss.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Considering your mom probably did it with a reason, ydi.
juicyfruit222 0
I'm so doing that to my daughter! Lol
madasahatter55 4
XD My mom threatened to do the same thing to me because my tank tops have the tendency to fall down.
NotAUsername 5
Why did you let her get close enough to draw a circle above your boobs? I would've been like "Move, B*tch, Get Out The Way!"