By moms a baby - 31/03/2014 02:44 - United States - Loma Linda

Today, my mom stopped playing badminton with me because she claimed I was too aggressive. Apparently winning, playing by the rules, and smashing is considered aggressive. FML
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junkman6 22

Aggressive and badminton... Two words I never thought I would see put together.

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ilovemychem 22

Competitive family?

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Articulation 12

"DON'T BE SO AGGRESSIVE! STOP HITTING THE BALL!"

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extrasnipes 22

Does no one call its a birdie or that just my schools nickname for it?

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TheDrifter 23

They call it a birdie for little kids who would spend and entire class laughing at the mention of shuttlecock.

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RedPillSucks 31

@78 sigh... So is it bad that I giggled when you mentioned shuttlecock? like, Damn, they have shuttles for that?

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Gityerchicken 12

I call it a birdie. Shuttlecock puts naughty images in my head.

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krundale 6

How is smashing aggressive? She's obviously crazy.

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arandomusernameaa 20

Smashing is usually considered quite aggressive...

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ironichalibut 24

Looks like it's time to take up squash

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LifeMD 14

Maybe you should show her some real aggressive playing.

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1uw 9

When you go against girls you always let them win

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Indianboy9321 25

What if two girls play one another?

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syki 22

Honestly, I'd much rather lose than be patronised that way. Especially in a game like badminton, where the general physical advantage men have over women doesn't much apply.

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1uw 9

I am serious. If you don't let girls win at sports then you seem like an asshole

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1uw 9

But then if you lose you seem like a pussy so it's bad either way

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xReDMemory 28

What makes you an asshole is losing to someone on purpose,especially if it's because they don't have a dick.

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xReDMemory 28

Excuse me,I correct my sentence to 'What makes you an asshole is losing to someone on purpose just because they don't have a dick'.

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warsun 27

You sexist bastard women can be epic at sports too. They'll look for a good competition in sports, not always win cause they're the "girl". They don't want that ( although I say this, I'm a guy :/ whatever).

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jo0owe 9

never ever let à girl win on purpose, they'll know and then you're ******, Just make thé game intersseting for them, when i play badminton with my gf, i dont play to hard and i give her tip on what to do in différent situation, so she can get better, its way more fun and now i got à hard time beating her, dont assume they'll never be better, that Just plain stupid.

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ToxicFuel 6

#46 I'd upvote for some of the content of what you wrote, but I'm ending up downvoting because of how you wrote it...

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ileenefudge 29

I'll play with you!! I love badminton :)

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Girlie7 11

Get some friends of your own age..

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icandothecancan 24

Understand that people of all ages love to play.

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littlem91 29

I'm not sure that's true with badminton. Try tennis with friends. And no, that's not an iPhone app. OK, it probably is.

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DAILYFMLEXPERT 6

Come on man... PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!! But not with your mother.....that would be disturbing and painful for the both of you...

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kitkatmiaow 21

Maybe she just wanted to play for fun? And not be concerned with who wins... :)

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sohigh10 34

You're one of *those* people. Technically you're right, but for gods sake.. you're playing against your mother. There's nothing that kills the good hearted spirit more than a competitive asshole when you're just trying to have fun.

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