FML : Today, I was walking around my block when a random stranger pulled up next to me. He assumed I was a woman, and started catcalling me. I'm a 34-year-old...

Today, I was walking around my block when a random stranger pulled up next to me. He assumed I was a woman, and started catcalling me. I'm a 34-year-old man with a wife and kids, and my hair isn't even long. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By B-377 - / Tuesday 23 October 2018 11:30 / United States - Sarver

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By delude | 26

#7712872 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 18:02

Maybe he’s into dudes

By RichardPencil | 27

#7712880 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 18:17

Maybe he was just warming up his catcalling muscles before he drove downtown to do it on real women.

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By delude | 26

#7712872 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 18:02

Maybe he’s into dudes

By RichardPencil | 27

#7712880 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 18:17

Maybe he was just warming up his catcalling muscles before he drove downtown to do it on real women.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7712883 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 18:24

I bet you have great legs, men usually have nicer legs than women

RichardPencil | 27

#7712910 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 19:19

I do! It's too bad that short shorts for men went out of style. I'd be very popular with the ladies if I could show off my great gams.

Rabite | 28

#7712947 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 20:55

Normally they just have shorter legs.

melisssa87 | 30

#7713411 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 19:19

Well the 80s is coming back so you can wear your short shorts again

By Shawnie Gallant | 22

#7712886 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 18:28

He could be gay

By purplepixie23 | 15

#7712905 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 19:05

You must have shed all your baby weight well

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7712926 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 20:04

Maybe the guy is into crossing the streams...

By Venom1999 | 19

#7712939 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 20:33

Sounds like an FML for him as well given how embarrassing that must have been.

Rabite | 28

#7712948 - Tuesday 23 October 2018 20:56

Wouldn't be less embarassing for him if he was a woman.

By mssileas | 19

#7713102 - Wednesday 24 October 2018 7:13

So it would have been fine if he had catcalled a woman? "Excuse me, Sir, please wait until my wife comes strolling down here and kindly harass her, instead of me, a fellow male!"