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By ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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Same thing different taste

By badcook - 24/09/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:04

Hot Pockets are good!

DjBlaze 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:05

That sounds amazing

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FarSide 22

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:10

WOW! I love hot pockets. Almost as much as hot zippers!

cudi504 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:53

no.

perdix 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:16

Yes. I totally agree. I just can't decide whether Jim Gaffigan is the cause of the mother's obsession with Hot Pockets, or the potential cure. Hot Pockets!

citylife9 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:42

FYL

DerpyHooves 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:44

Do you lack arms? Make your own food.

lipfullacope 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:27

wouldn't you feel like a huge dick if op didn't have arms? lol

kewlstoribro 6

Friday 29 July 2011 16:41

if the op didnt have arms.... i think typing his response would have been hardly possible...

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:53

Hot pockets!!! ?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 28 July 2011 11:55

Hot pockets!!! ?

thelastlucifer 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:20

pizza pops are awesome

rmeyer6 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:32

she does know that microwaves were invented in 1955, right?

SamAnnand 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:43

hot pockets are the shit!

life_lol 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:46

and there's something wrong with that?

TheTwistedOtaku 16

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:51

I don't see a problem here. Hot Pockets kick ass.

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Same thing different taste

Sadly discontinued

I'm so tired

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