By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 058
You deserved it 7 155

Same thing different taste

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euphoricness 28

But I want the damn hot pocket now!!

cryssycakesx3 22
oreily12 23

Even if you do wait it's still lava and frozen at the same time.

No no no. It's amazing how no one has ever figured this out. Don't heat them up on high heat. Heat them for a longer time on medium heat. They cook much more evenly

StiffPvtParts 43

#64 is right. Lower the temperature and set the timer for a longer period of time :3

Has anyone tried doing it in a toaster oven? It's quick and usually cooks it all the way through, too!

No you are supposed to wait five minutes then the hot pocket will have an even temperature throughout

Im confused, does no one read the package directions it tells you exactly how to cook it and it turns out cooked all the way through. How hard is that?

You want to search for Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets on youtube.

NiceGuysDoWin 21

"Caliente Pockets." I love Gaffigan. I've probably seen Beyond the Pale 15 times, and it cracks me up every time.

singerlove 14

That guy was hilarious... "Will it burn my mouth?" "Oh yes, it will destroy your mouth."

I read all these in the light voice he normally uses... Hilarious

This thread is exactly what I was looking for when I read this FML.

eat it for breakfast, eat it for lunch, and be dead by dinner.

And that is why you don't eat that stuff. That and it is nasty.

Just because you do not like something does not mean everyone else will dislike it as well.

taste isn't my issue. it's what it does to you that I have a problem with.

well OP b optimistic u r one of the very few that will experience that in their lifetime.

On the bright side at least you have a hot pocket

At least you didn't burn your right boob

But even if you had a child up to age 12 could feast upon it, with a high calcium drink!

28- That comment was so fail. If you're going to try to be "edgy," at least make sure your sentence is intelligible. You tried too hard to be funny when you should have been focusing on not writing like a total fucktard.

Yupsies 9

It's a reference to another FML.

Yap, try to be less of a jerk about it next time #35

NiceGuysDoWin 21
miiapaige 14

at least he didn't make a vine about him sticking his junk in it.

erck3800 12

I don't see why this is down voted, its entirely true

squideth 18

It's downvoted because you seem like a pretentious **** for saying someone deserves pain for enjoying some food you happen to not like.

I just see this as funny sarcasm. I'm sad others obviously don't

They don't head it completely in the designated time

Maybe OP didn't use the microwave sleeve that comes with it. That's supposed to help the heating

Exactly what I was thinking - I can't imagine how else you'd manage to melt the cheese and leave the center frozen if you use the microwave sleeve properly. They probably didn't even unwrap it from the plastic and just threw the whole thing in the microwave for two minutes - yep, that'll melt the cheese, but nope, it's not going to heat evenly or penetrate to the middle.

I think if they had shoved the whole thing they'd have much more than just melted cheese...

I hate it when hot pockets do that. I've taken to letting them thaw out a minute or two before putting them in the microwave. FYL.

A hot pocket will never be perfectly cooked

gargartibold 13

Mine are. I don't know how people have so much trouble with them