2, I'm confused as to what your avatar is. Please elaborate.

I believe that avatar is something every motorist hates. You're waiting at the stop sign to turn, someone's heading your way slowly, but not slowly enough for you to feel right pulling out in front of them. Then, at the last moment, they turn on the road you are sitting at, never having turned on their blinkers, and you just wanna scream because the driver in question is a moron.

I don't see why this is an FML? I learned just from getting a hangnail that it hurts. i learned that horror movies don't exxadurate that. op never said he got his nail ripped off. please know this is a joke. no need to have a bitch fit over it

Not only were the caps necessary, they are not dramatic enough!

Put a toothpick under your large toenail. Kick a wall. a

kick with your other foot.

oh my god why would a person do that?!?

hey i thought what i said was funny. dont thumbs down me...

www.failtroll.com?

I thumbed you up so now it's (-1) :D

wow nvm thumb downs travel fast D:

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actually biting your nails can cause an infection and you may need to willfully pull it off. saw it once on the ambulance

ya I used to bite my nails. this resulted. in a terrible infection and I had to rip that nail out =D

I was only in fourth grade...

Hell yes - that has got to hurt! I never tried that, but the cartoon thing of striking your fingernail hard with a hammer while nailing I have tried - normally you pull a strike that's off-target but a full blooded fingernail strike is amazingly painful. FYL

You didn't give the loan shark his money, did you?

how'd you manage to do that?

So by try do you mean you did the hammer thing purposely?

my nails feel funny all of a sudden

Yes indeed! Ripped one of mine off the nailbed and it dangled there like a loose tooth....still hooked inside flesh only at the very top. No, they don't reattach. :-/ FYL indeed, too....

I felt that..

yes that also happened to me on my big toe. had to go to the hospital

your a freak no one cares I hate you!!!!!!!!

mine got ripped out at football practice once :P then my stupid doctor tried to put it back In which hurt even worse lol

lol wlda loved to c that face

lol i c u can't spell

LOL :D

lol me to

he obviously turned into an alien from district 9

Brutal handjob!