By IIIlibras - 27/07/2011 21:28 - United States

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML
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IIIlibras 6

Welllll, I needed to move my boyfriend and I's heavy mattress back against the wall so as I lifted it up, our Doberman (who loves to pounce things) decided then would be a good time to do so..Right where my hands were. My poor long nails just could not hold up the weight thus resulting in blood.

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broomhildo 19

OOOOOH MY GOD. Yes caps were necessary. That sounds absolutely terrible.

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Mirorbo 26

My fingers hurt just from reading this! I have goosebumps all along my arms now!

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broomhildo 19

OOOOOH MY GOD. Yes caps were necessary. That sounds absolutely terrible.

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oboewhore_xD 6

2, I'm confused as to what your avatar is. Please elaborate.

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UsagiArwen 23

I believe that avatar is something every motorist hates. You're waiting at the stop sign to turn, someone's heading your way slowly, but not slowly enough for you to feel right pulling out in front of them. Then, at the last moment, they turn on the road you are sitting at, never having turned on their blinkers, and you just wanna scream because the driver in question is a moron.

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Po1ntBlank 0

I don't see why this is an FML? I learned just from getting a hangnail that it hurts. i learned that horror movies don't exxadurate that. op never said he got his nail ripped off. please know this is a joke. no need to have a bitch fit over it

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immortal628 20

Not only were the caps necessary, they are not dramatic enough!

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Mirorbo 26

My fingers hurt just from reading this! I have goosebumps all along my arms now!

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Beebow_fml 5

Put a toothpick under your large toenail. Kick a wall. a

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lilmisslovely13 15

kick with your other foot.

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woody768 0

oh my god why would a person do that?!?

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chuckychan 8

hey i thought what i said was funny. dont thumbs down me...

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talensledge1 0

I thumbed you up so now it's (-1) :D

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talensledge1 0

wow nvm thumb downs travel fast D:

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firefail1031 0

actually biting your nails can cause an infection and you may need to willfully pull it off. saw it once on the ambulance

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woody768 0

ya I used to bite my nails. this resulted. in a terrible infection and I had to rip that nail out =D

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woody768 0

I was only in fourth grade...

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TheBrickWithouse 10

Yikes. FYL indeed.

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Ugi 26

Hell yes - that has got to hurt! I never tried that, but the cartoon thing of striking your fingernail hard with a hammer while nailing I have tried - normally you pull a strike that's off-target but a full blooded fingernail strike is amazingly painful. FYL

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cc_the_beast 6

You didn't give the loan shark his money, did you?

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redsfan 4

So by try do you mean you did the hammer thing purposely?

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Rowler 8

my nails feel funny all of a sudden

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DustyStorm 16

Yes indeed! Ripped one of mine off the nailbed and it dangled there like a loose tooth....still hooked inside flesh only at the very top. No, they don't reattach. :-/ FYL indeed, too....

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BeautifulDemonKP 4

that happened to me twice i know how you feel. FYL OP. :(

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asaa1212 0

yes that also happened to me on my big toe. had to go to the hospital

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banana1227 0

your a freak no one cares I hate you!!!!!!!!

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woody768 0

mine got ripped out at football practice once :P then my stupid doctor tried to put it back In which hurt even worse lol

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sexxme 9

damn, the face i just made after reading this was priceless. FYL, i'm so sorry op ):

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nall32 0

lol wlda loved to c that face

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