Work: Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work...

By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By mdg - 04/12/2012 17:16 - United States - North Windham

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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Rookie mistake

By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05

Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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Unreasonable

By Tanner_6969 - 11/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boss told me I can't use the computer for entertainment. This coming from the same person who spends hours at a time every day on Facebook and other similar websites. I'm also not allowed to sit down while using the computer, which I use about half of the day. FML

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You deserved it 232

Gurning

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I had a video call with my boss, but my internet connection was so bad that my video feed ended up freezing in the most unflattering pose possible. I had to explain to my boss that I wasn't actually making a weird face on purpose. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

Dumb Shit. YDI idiot... get your resume ready...

badluckwind 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

as long as you weren't looking at ****!

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scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

Dumb Shit. YDI idiot... get your resume ready...

prinzess_fml 25

Friday 4 March 2011 11:02

yeah, you should be grateful for having a job. how dare you not appreciate it?

RinnieRiot 9

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

What where you looking at?

i_love_grrr 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:48

that's what i was wondering. lol

i_love_grrr 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:53

I'm pretty positive you meant were though, not where lol XP

badluckwind 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

as long as you weren't looking at ****!

scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:47

The internet is for ****!

badluckwind 0

Friday 4 March 2011 9:23

true that.

lerouxmaster 7

Friday 4 March 2011 16:14

Because I have a huge banana. Wanna taste my banana juice ?

meelo88 13

Friday 4 March 2011 16:50

haha Aveune Q!

wtfbtwily 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:44

****?

XBCX96 4

Friday 4 March 2011 17:29

****...

ambowew 7

Friday 4 March 2011 8:45

So your boss caught you looking at **** during an important conference call, big deal. It's not like you wanted the job, with your behavior.

marinus_fml 19

Friday 4 March 2011 8:47

No problem there. Unles of course you were also on webcam wanking over ****....

Thanatos1206 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:48

Was it 2 girls 1 cup??

scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:53

Worse Yet... A Justin Bieber meets Twilight meets Jersey Shore fansite.

Thanatos1206 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:53

So you're the OP?!

scottovious 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:55

Perhaps... then again perhaps I'm just projecting my fantasy on you all... Muah ha ha ha...

AkuskaUK 6

Friday 4 March 2011 9:42

Ahaha!

dreamer1015 0

Friday 4 March 2011 8:55

Were you looking at ****? Gambling?

shad93 3

Friday 4 March 2011 8:56

........were you jacking off????

nessaface25 14

Friday 4 March 2011 8:59

bahahahaha! what a LOSERRRR!

Rebi3144 8

Friday 4 March 2011 14:24

It is unnecessary for those extra R's. I will take them and give them back to the poor children you stole them from.

bachooka 5

Friday 4 March 2011 15:41

you mean the poo_ children?

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