Sadly discontinued

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
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Use an oven?

Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

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Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

OP probably still buys dog food for her dog who died.. Two years ago.

They are waaaaay better when baked! Microwave < Oven

Do you own a oven? Or just to impatient to wait that long

Why not just buy a microwave? I got one at a thrift store for like $30 bucks. Much cheaper than throwing out food because you forget.

zuixdoll504 4

Are you fucking retarded op

zuixdoll504 4

go to 7-11 they have microwaves

Nailed it op, but I understand I once forgot my freezer was broken and bought a gallon of icecream

That's not an FML. You got to eat a whole gallon of ice cream.

... that made me cringe :(

Shootermtd25 7

And then u ate the whole gallon

Melted Ice Cream FTW

frizzyizzy235 6

ICE CREAM SOUP TIME! FTW

I put my ice cream in microwave for 10 seconds so it melts.. I only like melted ice cream.

TrinityisLife 22

My sister is like that.

You know why ice cream "soup" is so much sweeter than cold ice cream? It's because the cold numbs your taste buds, thus more sugar is added so as to make sure the ice cream is sweet even when it's frozen. Then, when the ice cream melts, it becomes almost double as sweet because your taste buds are not numbed and can taste everything..

Use an oven?

Too complicated. It'd be better to just throw all of them out, wait a couple more weeks (or days) until OP forgets again, go back to the grocery store, and repeat the process all over again.

"You might be dumb enough to starve to death in a grocery store when...."

Use a toaster?

Ikr! How did this even get posted, lmao.

I dont think hot pockets have oven directions on them, but it should still work. just dont put that sleeve they give you in with it.

Ch_rae5 19

#57 how would you use a toaster?

@110 flip the toaster on it's side

put in the oven 250 degrees for like 3 hours...

Yes, they have instructions for cooking in an oven. About 30 minutes at 350

How do you forget that? And there are other ways to cook them

sooooo.... put them in the oven

Rainhawk94 27

this fml reminds of another fml.where the girlfriend sends the boyfriend to get food since the electricity went out and he came back with one minute ramen

And there's the one where OP's husband brings home the metric cunt load of ham after the power went out at their house.

If only there were SOME other way to cook them...like, like, a box-shaped appliance that gets very hot inside and is meant to cook things...has some burners on top. Ah, darn, too bad the microwave is the only way.

What is this advanced and innovative doo-hicky of the future of which you speak?

TrinityisLife 22

Is it shiny? O_O

TheDrifter 23

The engine compartment of a 72 Pinto?

I all honesty, I think they're kind of gross when microwaved.. I usually just let them thaw out and eat them. I know, I'm weird, but I think everyone should try it once in their lifetime.

Rainhawk94 27

no

just eat them raw, i'm sure you're dumb enough

Goodwill! You can get a microwave for like $10!

"I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is fucking awesome"

Woohoo! I've got a song stuck in my head now!

You could always use the oven