Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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Majstr 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
AcidLacedBong 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
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Comments (104)
TexHorns24 0
In soviet Russia, we drink vodka for breakfast.
michaelscott69 0
You deserved it for throwing a stupid ******* party like that.
VileBreed_Hawk 0
She's not the sober one. Who cares!
Bludmagnus 13
This makes the fact that Christopher Titus had every right in the world to videotape the news cast with his drunk father arriving at a drunk driving checkpoint. I am very certain that now a lot of your sober friends will totally understand ANY times it is hard for you to keep the pledge, my friend.
mytimeallthetime 0
Haja that's awesome !!!
yummcookie 0
Perfect example of what you no longer are!
mckey101 4
congrats :)
kidsgotastinky 11
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TheDistance567 10
Congrats on 10 years! I'm at 20 days. It's rough but one day I hope to have a celebration for 10 years sober myself.
cupcakeb15 9
Congrats on 10 days! your mom on the other hand, should have been more respectful about your celebration.