Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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Top comments
Majstr 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
AcidLacedBong 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
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Comments (104)
SteveTheJanitor 6
That sucks but congrats on being sober for so long!
imustbeinsane 2
Do as I say not as I doaaarrrrrghh *pukes
MrKrumps 5
Lol
AubreasLuv 1
Wow... That's her kind of being a bitch... But congrats! :)
bizarre_ftw 22
I like: Your comment And your pic ^_^
catnip1997 0
who throws a party to not drink. are you dumb?
sparklecherry 4
No, but you are.
bewareimannoyed 13
reading these kind of FMLs makes me happy about my own mum :) sorry about yours, but you obviously don't need her help, if you've been sober for so long anyway
LovesickLeopard 0
Can anyone say "irony"? Congrats on the decade of sobriety though.
bizarre_ftw 22
You were raised by an intelligent woman. Get up in front of everyone and point at your mum then say "you see! You see the environment I grew up in?! No wonder I used to be an alcoholic!!!!! Who agrees that I should get 10 gold medals for overcoming this?!!!" film it, and show it to your mother at her intervention that you throw in the next couple days
thisgirl2u 9
Be thankful, there is no better reminder of what could happen to you if you slipped up than seeing your own flesh and blood drunk. Grats to 10 years that is a lot of 24 hours in a row. :)
bizarre_ftw 22
I seriously love your description of yourself ^_^ cheers to you
Mirorbo 27
Congrats on being sober for so long. Now if only your dear mother would follow your example.