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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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Majstr 23

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:49

Congratulations on your sobriety.

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:55

Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!

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Luke1787 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:08

FYL OP, not because of that situation but because you've been sober for 10 years

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