By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States

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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 132
You deserved it 14 400

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littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Well jeez, do people sit on other people's beards when they just met them now a days?

#31. Of course. What is wrong with you?

TCRII 29

Hmmm. I don't think I'm going to shave next week.

When you're man enough to grow a beard, you get the balls to say that type of stuff

He's as slick as his own beard!

why does this have 220+ upvotes when I knew that this is what the first comment would be before I even entered the comment section, do people not enjoy creativity? :0

PerditaDessa 38

If I were a guy, I'd so say things like that.

Then you wouldn't get offended like op did either right :)

PerditaDessa 38

Of course not. I probably wouldn't take him up on the offer, but it'd definitely brighten my day.

PerditaDessa 38

Actually, I do. This makes the top five, and I'd tell you the other four but my comment would be moderated.

PerditaDessa 38

Actually, I do. This makes the top five.

Is it just me or does anyone else want to hear the full list???

PerditaDessa 38

I'm afraid that the good people of the FML moderating board would not approve of my posting the full list.

I would like to see the full list...

PerditaDessa 38

I've been in trouble over what I've said on here before, and don't particularly want to go down that road again. However, as a compromise I'll give you the number one thing I'd say if I were a guy: I like that you're smart because eventually I'll take my cock out of your mouth and it's nice that you'll have something interesting to say. Thankfully, I'm female so I don't get slapped nearly as often as I would if I were male.

That is gold xD

I have beard. Would you please like to sit on my face?

He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.

chlorinegreen 27

You have to admit that's a really good comeback for thinking on the spot... Even if it's disturbing.

This guy is smoother than butter

true... in fact "I can't believe it's not butter "

*Nut butter.

I already have my own down there, wouldn't add much to it.

Its a compliment! Take it!

Maybe he was talking about his penis...

No, I'm pretty sure he was talking about his beard; so was the OP.

Beard =/= Penis

Thank you #91! I always get weird looks when I tell people I want to grow a penis

Intercorse isn't the only form of sex...

thebigtwinkie 28

I think he meant his head

well what else would he mean?

That, my friend is guy code right there, totally inappropriate.

What does any of this have to do with guy code?

It would be more against the guy code to not say it.

You're a female talking about guy code and it's against guy code not to attempt to get a girl

That was your chance! Did you?

littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

you should''ve

I must say his reply was epic.

Lmao. Dudes don't give a FUCK.

krystenk93 23

The answer to this question is always “yes".