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Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no
By littleteapot - / Friday 5 September 2014 02:47 / United States
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  GEBEH  |  14

why does this have 220+ upvotes when I knew that this is what the first comment would be before I even entered the comment section, do people not enjoy creativity? :0

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  PerditaDessa  |  38

I've been in trouble over what I've said on here before, and don't particularly want to go down that road again. However, as a compromise I'll give you the number one thing I'd say if I were a guy:
I like that you're smart because eventually I'll take my cock out of your mouth and it's nice that you'll have something interesting to say.
Thankfully, I'm female so I don't get slapped nearly as often as I would if I were male.

By  odod777  |  28

Maybe he was talking about his penis...

By  kaytasha  |  17

That, my friend is guy code right there, totally inappropriate.

By  krystenk93  |  23

The answer to this question is always “yes".

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