why does this have 220+ upvotes when I knew that this is what the first comment would be before I even entered the comment section, do people not enjoy creativity? :0
I've been in trouble over what I've said on here before, and don't particularly want to go down that road again. However, as a compromise I'll give you the number one thing I'd say if I were a guy:
I like that you're smart because eventually I'll take my cock out of your mouth and it's nice that you'll have something interesting to say.
Thankfully, I'm female so I don't get slapped nearly as often as I would if I were male.