By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States
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By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States
Well, did you?
#31. Of course. What is wrong with you?
When you're man enough to grow a beard, you get the balls to say that type of stuff
He's as slick as his own beard!
Yes
No
why does this have 220+ upvotes when I knew that this is what the first comment would be before I even entered the comment section, do people not enjoy creativity? :0
Then you wouldn't get offended like op did either right :)
Is it just me or does anyone else want to hear the full list???
I would like to see the full list...
I've been in trouble over what I've said on here before, and don't particularly want to go down that road again. However, as a compromise I'll give you the number one thing I'd say if I were a guy: I like that you're smart because eventually I'll take my **** out of your mouth and it's nice that you'll have something interesting to say. Thankfully, I'm female so I don't get slapped nearly as often as I would if I were male.
That is gold xD
I have beard. Would you please like to sit on my face?
He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
You have to admit that's a really good comeback for thinking on the spot... Even if it's disturbing.
This guy is smoother than butter
true... in fact "I can't believe it's not butter "
*Nut butter.
I already have my own down there, wouldn't add much to it.
Its a compliment! Take it!
Maybe he was talking about his penis...
No, I'm pretty sure he was talking about his beard; so was the OP.
Smart !
Beard =/= Penis
Thank you #91! I always get weird looks when I tell people I want to grow a penis
Intercorse isn't the only form of sex...
well what else would he mean?
That, my friend is guy code right there, totally inappropriate.
What does any of this have to do with guy code?
It would be more against the guy code to not say it.
You're a female talking about guy code and it's against guy code not to attempt to get a girl
That was your chance! Did you?
you should''ve
I must say his reply was epic.
Lmao. Dudes don't give a ****.
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He saw the risk, and he took it. I approve.
Well, did you?