Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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Top comments
Majstr 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
AcidLacedBong 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
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Comments (104)
Zoth 0
Your moms a bitch. Congrats though.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Congratulations on being sober!!!!! ;D
percyh 0
Quitters never win!
creedaddict 9
Way to go mommy .... Just Cause you cant drink doesn't mean mom can't
caitlinstarship 0
Gotta love irony.
xxskittlezxx1 0
lmfao but hey wen im plasterd i dnt remember nothing so it wasnt totally her fault congrats on doing what i dont have the guts to do
TheDistance567 10
Um it doesn't matter if you can't remember, you are responsible for everything that happens when you are drunk because it's your fault you got that way. Just saying.
JimDaBoss 0
Mine too but at my 15th birthday party. Fml
RaggleFrock 13
Wow your mom is not right in the head. Half the people who say they couldn't imagine a fun party don't look and probably arnt old enough to buy booze.
jadejazmyn 5
that was rude. fyl
acazz 0
Congrats on successfully staying sober!