Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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Top comments
Majstr 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
AcidLacedBong 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
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Comments (104)
nikijcchz 10
your mum seems very disrespectful :( ......but congrats :)
SarahMae2014 10
umm, thanks Mom?? lol, but really, it's great the you've stated sober. congrats!
loserman67 36
Look at it this way, your mom was showing you where you could be in life had you not made the brave decision to become clean and sober. Or on the other hand, your mother is a sloppy drunken *****, can I have her number?
Bekavera 4
What a good mother, she should get the mother of the year award...NOT!!!!
jbo116 0
Now just tell your mom how you did it! Congrats on being sober for so long!! :D
RockstarRN 10
Better to be happily sober than a sloppy drunk!
JQ60 0
keep to it man
Brandon_ryan 0
just because you chose a lifestyle doesn't mean everyone has to abide by it. congrats on being sober but your mother was having fun her way
kirstendanielle1 0
Of course OP's mom doesn't have to give up drinking but it was really disrespectful of her to show up to a celebration of sobriety all ****** up. There is a time and a place for everything and this was neither for getting wasted. Congratulations OP, that is an incredible accomplishment.
LittleRRed 5
Thats what i call irony
SirObvious 1
Why don't you just have a beer and forget about it?