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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By ur_life_dus_suck - 21/01/2016 13:08 - United States - Wayne

Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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You or the both of you?

By Anonymous - 03/10/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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Majstr 23

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:49

Congratulations on your sobriety.

AcidLacedBong 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:55

Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!

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lobum 12

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:15

at least she didn't bring booze!

lobum 12

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:15

at least she didn't bring booze!

yeajustchillin 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:44

Thats sad! ): Cograts on Sobriety Stay strong

sara_saturday 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:31

but for the grace of god, there go you OP. keep up the good work

jba22 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:40

keep coming back- it works if you work it. congrats!!!

TheDistance567 10

Thursday 8 August 2013 5:15

Heard that so many times. But it is true haha

panda101x 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:57

Congratulations!! I almost have 60 days.

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:01

badass mom.

babytunechi 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:14

what great support

katsteak 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:26

It would have been worse if it was her party for her ten years..

Passion4Makeup 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:36

Moms need to have fun too!

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Same thing different taste

Slippery slope

It's just liquid fun

You or the both of you?

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