Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
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Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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pistachiopanda 19
Push-up bras are false advertising anyways :P Buy your mom some wrinkle cream for Christmas.
Tnut12 8
Some guys like small boobs. I do! Don't hate it embrace it!! Society sucks anyway just be you and you'll be fine. (:
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Comments (160)
karlcolt45 19
just don't be that girl who wears 2 bras. it doesn't help. I'm sure your chest matches your body perfectly
Mauskau 36
Honestly, I miss having smaller boobs. Mine just get in the way and I knock things over on my desk with mine. I was happy when my boobs were a C; even a B. Now I'm an E and get backache. I can't go anywhere without pervy men staring at my chest, even if it's covered up.
Kahli21 15
It seems you're wearing the wrong size, if you think that A/B/C/D etc are static sizes. It's not, not even close. a 34C is the same size in terms of volume as a 38A, 36B, 32D, 30DD, and 28E ( UK size ). Measure your ribcage right underneath your breasts - that is your band size. Don't add anything to it. It's meant to be the support, so why get a band that's 4 or 5 inches larger than that? Measure around the largest part of your chest too; the difference between it and the band size is your cup size. 1 inch = A, 2 inches = B, etc. I am a 30DD /28E, and I don't have "ginormous" breasts by any stretch. Once your figure out your size ( use UK sizes, and buy from their sites, like brastop and figleaves ), you will be amazed at how good you feel, how much support you're getting, and your back problems will probably disappear too.
annajolicoeur 2
That's just bad parenting. There's enough pressure from society to conform to a bullshit ideal body type, you don't need it from the one person who's ALWAYS supposed to be in your corner. F your mom's life. Rock whatcha got.
XxxAnitaxxX 14
My mom did the same exact thing to me. Worst. Feeling. Ever.
skipper2009 18
Don't worry OP I have small boobs and proud! Big ones get in the way anyways.
Raykyogrou03 12
double up?
laden_swallow09 35
By that logic, I should double up with condoms, too! Seriously, what difference would it make? Still probably wouldn't fit her right.
edanielleh 21
Don't listen to her! My mom told me when i was a teenager that guys would never like me bc i was too small and i should get that "fixed". Not only was she wrong, but that is a super shallow thing to say!
KawaiiCupcake 14
She is very wrong! She's messed up!
FlyingMonkey228 5
My mum mocks me for my "messy" big boobs.There's a world of clothes you can't wear, sports are a pain, sagging an intense possibility. By the way, I only really got boobs post 16 having been mocked at school for flatchestedness. By 21 a B cup. By 28 and some weight gain, 32F. Boys liked all ranges.
glitterkuro 18
That's a horrible thing to say to your child. Parents should never police their kids' bodies. End of.
Polish_Catfish 10
There are fifth graders I've seen that wore those...