Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
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Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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pistachiopanda 19
Push-up bras are false advertising anyways :P Buy your mom some wrinkle cream for Christmas.
Tnut12 8
Some guys like small boobs. I do! Don't hate it embrace it!! Society sucks anyway just be you and you'll be fine. (:
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Comments (160)
Bcfrmkc816 17
I bet they look fine and you don't need to enhance them for anybody but you. So I hope you find this to be helpful and that you not worry so much about what or how others think you should and be happy and proud of how you look. The right person will find you the way you are and still love you for who you are.
Ugi 27
If the OP is young enough for her mother to be advising her on this then Mum should be worried about OP's grades rather than her cup-size!
MlleMC_fml 19
Because moms stop doing comments once their children are out of school?
mythicaltimes 15
I would rather be with someone who is comfortable with how they look. Boobs aren't everything.
monstababe92 6
I know how that feels :/ I tried push up bras and it never pushes anything up.... lol
Wheelman2178 18
I don't know about others think but the size of them isn't what counts.
nesto209 7
what's the point of push up bras there just lies
Blahblah9921 4
your beautiful no matter what you look like
ichigosama_fml 3
Your mom shouldn't tell you to wear a push-up bra!! She should love you how you are and let you make the decision!
liaRawr 9
Never wear a push up bra it'll only start to make yourself feel worse
Neckyl 6
When you're older you will learn to love your body. Small breasts are where it's at! They won't sag as much, they will never hurt your back or get in your way, and clothes will always fit you properly because they were designed for your chest size. Plus, you have no issues running or jumping. You are lucky.