Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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pistachiopanda 19
Push-up bras are false advertising anyways :P Buy your mom some wrinkle cream for Christmas.
Tnut12 8
Some guys like small boobs. I do! Don't hate it embrace it!! Society sucks anyway just be you and you'll be fine. (:
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Comments (160)
hegelol 7
Wow.. Sounds like my mom. Feel your pain girl.
perdix 31
The funny thing is that the OP is male.
FrankHotpants 31
Even Oreos double stuff
wildflawas 6
big or small be happy. some young ladies already lost theirs to cancer and still live happily. so if you have got yours forget what ur mama says and be happy.
live2loveurself 11
I've had that SO many times before lol
flea_of_death 23
Anyone ever think that maybe op does actually have a decent size, but her mom makes her feel insecure about it? For example, I'm happy with my size, but my mom said that a push up bra could make me look good with low cut shirts and things like that. I hope op's mom was doing something similar...but I doubt it =(
worldclassrager 41
Well you are a step ahead of your mother... It really doesn't matter...it's your figure flaunt it as you want to...
Xotoolyxo 16
Don't listen to her, feel confident about your body
spikekutter 9
theres a reason why men dont take care of themselves as much as women, its because they dont care about how they look or how the other person looks..
buttcramp 21
they have different kinds of push up bras at Victoria's secret! I went in and when the lady asked what I wanted I said my bra size and that I wanted a little help and I indicated to my breasts.. she said a little or a lot? and showed me like maybe three different kinds