Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
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Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said, "Yeah, horizontally." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
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Top comments
Spencer_fml 0
Nothign's wrong with a full figured woman with big boobs ;D.
DragonPorn 15
What the **** is wrong with you? FML is not for hooking up
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Comments (48)
Spencer_fml 0
Nothign's wrong with a full figured woman with big boobs ;D.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
exactly spencer! hun, boobs are nothing to be ashamed of. walk with your chin up...not your nose, your chin lol
greenman_fml 0
you're probably pregnant
quietstorm1 0
I like boobs. I'm sure yours a just fantastic.
yerface 0
my name is not melissa
d_dh2310 0
your mom is probably just a bitch if you're going through puberty and are excited about it :) if your doctor says you're healthy then i'm sure you are, don't let your mother tell you anything otherwise :) (if you're not going through puberty.. your mom either is funny and was joking, or is still a bitch)
yerface 0
haha no i'm 18 she was just joking
BTY 0
ha aw..how old are you
yerface 0
18
redhead10 0
yep. my mom said the same thing. >.<