Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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pistachiopanda 19
Push-up bras are false advertising anyways :P Buy your mom some wrinkle cream for Christmas.
Tnut12 8
Some guys like small boobs. I do! Don't hate it embrace it!! Society sucks anyway just be you and you'll be fine. (:
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Comments (160)
stitesy29 18
You dont need to look good! Just look how you want to look! If anyone thinks less of you, **** them!!
jenlazpach 7
I have big boobs and have major back problems. It's truly not as great as society makes it seem to be. Actually, it makes you wonder every time a guy hits on you if it's for your boobs or actually for your personality.
JayTigger 12
OP you should be glad you don't have big boobs guys like them a little to much sometimes...
foxy_grampa 19
Big boobs aren't everything. A personality is pretty nice too
howdoilogin 9
lol @ all the butthurt women. Big boobs are more attractive, and there's literally nothing you can do about that.
Thunderstruck14 30
Don't take it personally, a lot of mothers do that to their daughters. Just stay confident :)
liaRawr 9
Mines never said that :/
LordSatan 4
The trick is to buy one size smaller and squeeze your boobs up and to the middle
kiakia0131 23
I feel you OP, my family says that to me all the time even though I wear them all the time. I feel so insecure because I have the smallest boobs in my family. :(
KawaiiCupcake 14
Don't. Your more than boobs, you are human with personality.
Kahli21 15
I do too. :( I know exactly how you feel.
liaRawr 9
I do too but at least I can fit into dresses and tops easier and my back doesn't ache my mum sister and cousins always complain about that saying I'm luckly I never use a push up only padded and I like it anyway a lot of boys and girls can tell if it's a push up
Kahli21 15
Wow, vote down all my comments on how to measure yourself correctly, that makes so much sense. Wear the wrong size if you want, but when you wake up and realise I'm right, you'll kick yourself.
flea_of_death 23
It's because you keep spamming the same comment and being obnoxious about it.
Kahli21 15
Oh my bad, I'm trying to help my fellow ladies. But I guess that's too annoying for the brainwashed masses.
MlleMC_fml 19
I have really tiny boobs, and when I was younger I felt like they were too small. But as I got older (and mostly since I started swimming and frequently see women getting naked in the changing room), I started liking them. They didn't change at all, but now I actually think they look good!