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Show it anywayTell that to my parents
Sounds like that also damaged your self esteem. Sorry OP, maybe try being quieter?
This. It sucks that your mom outed you like that op - but HOW THE FRICK DOES SHE KNOW?!? How obvious are you being in this "excessive masturbation" venture? I agree with #2. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Mommy's just worried about her little slugger
Or her little tugger!
The real FML here is... How did she know that you **********? 0_o
How did she know? Because all boys ********** excessively. ALL of them. The ones who say they don't are lying.
Tell her that her excessive stupidity will damage her brain cells.
I think you have this backwards. Excessive stupidity is caused by damaged brain cells, not the other way around. Granted, stupidity can also damage brain cells through the actions it causes you to take. lol
well it's a mother's job to worry about her child.
not at the family reunion, though.
And not about that aspect of his life...
I feel sorry that you take life this serious.
How is it that she knows you do this so often? Is it that evident at home.
Unless he announces it. "Well I've had enough of this, times for a wank." And his mum immediately jumps on twitter. Poor silly OP!
Because those aren't Jackson Pollock paintings on his wall!
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What's her definition of "excessive"? Masturbation is perfectly normal.
The real FML here is... How did she know that you **********? 0_o