By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights
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They probably thought you were pissed.
Urine luck if nobody finds our about it.
Yeah, just don't spill to your friends about what happened and you'll be fine.
Sounds like a piss in the pants good time!
OP should make a song about it. I'd definitely download the M PEE 3
What a piss-poor experience
43... No, just no. That doesn't even make sense.
How easy is it to spill a cup of your own piss, though?
Easy enough when you aren't paying attention.
How did you end up spilling it over yourself OP?
How does anyone spill anything on themselves? It's an accident. Although, speaking as someone who deals with patients' urine samples on a daily basis for work, I know first hand just how utterly unstable those cups are. Half of the time the cap doesn't even seal properly.
...that second part of your comment really should have been your only reply, urine nurse. Especially if you knew the answer -.-
And no part of your comment should have been your reply.
Your username matches your reply so well #37.
Capitan
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Your story brought back the memories.. Except mine spilled on the nurse. She was pissed.
My cup luckily spilled on the floor. I had set it on the back of the toilet which, I soon discovered, was sloped.
very embarrassing situation OP. At least you (hopefully) won't see those people ever again
Octwo
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I just keep wondering how they think they have a right to be disgusted. He's the one covered in urine. If anyone gets to be disgusted, it's him.
at least OP wasn't on drugs.
I had to look twice at "disgusted looking people" because I read it as "disgusting looking people."
All that while covered in piss? Now that sucks.
cosmicriver
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I feel your pain, my friend. I have done that myself. I have another drug test story, but I think I may attempt posting it. A hilariously embarrassing story for another time.
tell me
Wizardo
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Urethra be covered in piss than fail the test, in the end no one is gonna keep tract of this event anyway.
I know your intentions were good and you just wanted to kid me, but most of those would be rather a stretch to even the most generous reader. That's quite enough, Random Online Noob. (Or "That's 'nuff, RON.") - Sincerely, The Anti-Pun League
PS: I'm not actually as pissed as I think I might seem—oh no! I've been corrupted! PPS: It occurred to me that people might not get the last one. It's nephron. I need sleep.
babygurll19
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#8, good try... it would've made more sense if you put "or" because you're trying to point out an "either-or" situation.
My brother dropped his cup filled with pee in the toilet and spilled it all. Then he had to drink a whole bunch as well lol but that's pretty embarrassing OP. FYL
What the hell is wrong with your brother?
Yah cuz you've never dropped anything. Shut up
Your bother had to drink pee? Disgusting.
Shit. Autocorrect got me.
Well, accidents happen. Hope you get the job at least :)
A room full of disgusting people? Says the person covered in piss...
Disgusted people not disgusting people!
"Disgusted-looking people" because he was covered in piss.. Not disgusting people.
You're right! My bad, I can't read :( Now I'm "that guy"
t1tzRw1n
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He said disgusted-looking... As in they seemed grossed out.
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They probably thought you were pissed.
Your story brought back the memories.. Except mine spilled on the nurse. She was pissed.