By Anonymous - United States - Windsor Heights
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
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  glabberfasted  |  16

How does anyone spill anything on themselves? It's an accident. Although, speaking as someone who deals with patients' urine samples on a daily basis for work, I know first hand just how utterly unstable those cups are. Half of the time the cap doesn't even seal properly.

  Octwo  |  16

I just keep wondering how they think they have a right to be disgusted. He's the one covered in urine. If anyone gets to be disgusted, it's him.

By  cosmicriver  |  17

I feel your pain, my friend. I have done that myself. I have another drug test story, but I think I may attempt posting it. A hilariously embarrassing story for another time.

  syki  |  22

I know your intentions were good and you just wanted to kid me, but most of those would be rather a stretch to even the most generous reader. That's quite enough, Random Online Noob. (Or "That's 'nuff, RON.")

- Sincerely,
The Anti-Pun League

  syki  |  22

PS: I'm not actually as pissed as I think I might seem—oh no! I've been corrupted!

PPS: It occurred to me that people might not get the last one. It's nephron. I need sleep.