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Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)
haha!!
I used to do that too. Little kids do that when they're younger. They don't realize what they're doing though. If it makes you feel better, I used to always ask for a twin brother. I never understood why I couldn't get one. I finally figured it out in fourth grade. But thank you for posting a real FML, not like others I've read. This one is a true FML.
When I was in 3rd grade I masturbated in media class. I got in trouble to say the least...
That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...
yes!!
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Show it anywayWhile not a majority by any means, lots of kids do this when they are little.
I hope you realize what a complete bitch you sound like. As has been said many times before, this is not the first time something like this has happened, and just because you don't have sexual urges in kindergarten, does NOT mean you can't feel pleasure. And calling the OP a 'lying bitch' is just ****** up, how would you like it if some random f***tard called you that just because they are ignorant of the subject.
165-I used to do it so seriously shut up. it's weird and stuff but kids do it too.
My sisters and I all used to do that when we were little (not together, of course)...
that's nothin when I was younger my cousin sticked his dick into water bottels....and one time he got it stuck lmfao!
same @3 i did it too (how was i supposed to know what i meant) and when i found out my cousin did it too we didnt feel as bad so we would do it together (but not WITH each other =O) and OP, i would do it in preschool too, but again, i didnt know it was bad at the time...glad to know i wasnt the only one that did it...because im pretty sure my teacher told my mom about it...
whoa #3... girls do that since young to get high???
Thank you for submitting a legit FML. and yes, it is definitely an FML
I agree
oh my gosh There wa a girl in my 3rd grade class that used to rub herself all the time. And I didnt relize til years later what she was doing!
Oh. So you know Op!
nice. . . *aside* "from a young age I was predestined to be a chronic masturbator." roflcopter
apparently I used to hump legs, like a dog, and pillows. And I remember my dad telling me NOT to and I couldn't figure out why. Now I'm embarrassed to think about it....
me too I used to be all "rubby" and my mom would yell at me and I'd be like "why? it tickles." so mortifying just to think about it now
@musicbunny i know me too! i feel so wrong having done it but i always used to do it because it "felt good"
@musicbunny i know me too! i feel so wrong having done it but i always used to do it because it "felt good"
my sister used to do this thing when she was that age called "swimming" where she would rub herself against the carpet in an awkward position. she did it behind the couches, my parents thought it was weird, but joked about it more than anything.
This is such an old fml but I used to do the same thing when i was little omfg
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Show it anywayumm... noname is no name...
it's okay, we all have those moments! :)
I think it was meant to be a joke...
185- whoa! whoa! uncalled-for!
#10.. Aw, way to have a blond moment.. >___< smh.
Cant tell if troll... Or just stupid...
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Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)
That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...