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By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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Maturity

By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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saucyrossi 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:31

Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at

tbro47 23

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:32

Parents, can't take them anywhere

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trickiestboss 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:28

This is why I leave my parents at home whenever I go anywhere.

thecouchisalive 20

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

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lovelyvampire 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

was the giant stuffed animal a monkey??

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:35

A monkey named George? That makes me curious to what that could mean.

wildgenius 13

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:46

Curious George

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:16

your name says it all sir

MrSassypants 33

Monday 29 December 2014 0:01

A wild genius? Watch out, man. With a name like that people will be throwing pokéballs at you every time you appear.

saucyrossi 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:31

Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at

tbro47 23

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:32

Parents, can't take them anywhere

trumpet27 1

Friday 27 January 2017 18:54

exactly.

irwingiggles 26

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:32

hahaha that is something I would do if I was a mother

lazrguideddonut 3

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:46

bless your child's soul

billyboef 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:32

i think it's actually pretty funny what she did

thatsdndn1 19

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:33

parents ...

tattoomom88 9

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:35

parents sole purpose is to embarrass their offspring every chance they get

Overreactive 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 22:17

Why is this so true

trumpet27 1

Friday 27 January 2017 18:54

yes mine are a decent example.

hard_candy 25

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:35

haha it's our duty to troll our children ;)

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Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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Today, according to daycare, my son is behind in his potty training curriculum because we are not "celebrating his natural bodily functions" enough. He turned 2 a week ago, and he peed on our bed last night because we're trying to meet this demand. FML

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