Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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saucyrossi 18
Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at
tbro47 23
Parents, can't take them anywhere
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Comments (51)
nataliewby 25
At least she was funny about it, my mom would've told him every possible embarrassing detail of my life for 5 minutes while he uncomfortably listened.
Phooey 22
lol your Mom is a troll! she sounds like fun.
feven 32
Roll eyes, exchange looks with guy, and shake head. Problem solved?
dawood_k 27
Way to go mum
Cebolamole 13
Are "mom jokes" a thing?
trumpet27 1
no
samantha236le 17
Don't worry there's plenty of hot guys out there. Personality is key. And if he doesn't appreciate what you like, say George, then he's no good for you.
dragoongirl90 34
While this is very true, it's the principle of the thing. Her mom sounds very mean spirited.
Enderkate4 20
Parents: The original trolls.
trumpet27 1
I think that is the exact definition of parents.
dragoongirl90 34
I'd have said, "He's actually a giant diaper bag. You know, for Mom." Then lowered voice to a whisper. "For her accidents."
alexjh1231 4
Your mom didnt love you did she?
dragoongirl90 34
Turnabout is fair play. S'all I'm saying.
ASadisticPanda 4
and thats when you know to beat her half to death with "george"
ImTheAlpha 30
Why be ashamed of the toy? Should have rocked it. OH was it one of those giant Costco bears, because those are amazing.