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By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 311
You deserved it 150

Same thing different taste

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Marcella1016 31

Can someone explain to me why so many people think it’s funny to kick guys in the balls? I’m a woman but I understand the pain is excruciating. It’s not funny at all and is ******* assault. How is this ok and also so common that I hear about guys getting hit in the balls all the time as a joke or prank??

It’s because some are total assholes and love to see others in pain. I told all my boys if I ever catch wind of them deliberately kicking another boy in the balls, I will find a suitable punishment. One tried me, and he finally got to wear the type of clothes he liked after 6 months.

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Hey, you did get paid back! Depending on how many notes were there, the literal kick in the balls might be less painful than the figurative one if she defaulted on her debt.

Marcella1016 31

Can someone explain to me why so many people think it’s funny to kick guys in the balls? I’m a woman but I understand the pain is excruciating. It’s not funny at all and is ******* assault. How is this ok and also so common that I hear about guys getting hit in the balls all the time as a joke or prank??

It’s because some are total assholes and love to see others in pain. I told all my boys if I ever catch wind of them deliberately kicking another boy in the balls, I will find a suitable punishment. One tried me, and he finally got to wear the type of clothes he liked after 6 months.

It's funny when it's not you? That's the best I can think of.

bobsanction 18

Sounds like you need to give her a solid clam slam in return.