Money: Mystery toilet

Mystery toilet

By wellcrap - 03/10/2013 05:41 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

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By rmo1776 - 06/04/2009 06:16 - United States

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Palirose 22

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

I never trust that, maybe I don't trust people in general but I'm not okay with the idea of handing my expensive things to a stranger and assuming they'll give them back.

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mbuck87 19

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

That's good advice, but does anyone actually do that?

Palirose 22

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

ghil15 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:58

maybe OP is feeling like a princess...

jw90 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:25

But that would be too easy.

TwistedCherub1 15

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:26

I've been to a few places with restroom attendants. They're there to help with mints, towels, gum, perfume, and the like, not to hold your stuff, OP. If the bathroom gets busy the poor woman would look like a coat rack.

ChevyRedneck85 13

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:51

OP sounds kinda snooty to me

annoy_me 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 20:20

What do you mean hang them on the hook? like a ... a POOR person!!!???!!! *shaking my head* some people today. Cmon!

Nat52482 25

Wednesday 21 May 2014 4:45

Even if you hang your stuff there it can still get stolen...like the one FML where someone was taking a crap and their purse got stolen from that hook.

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

I never trust that, maybe I don't trust people in general but I'm not okay with the idea of handing my expensive things to a stranger and assuming they'll give them back.

queerdragon 20

Thursday 3 October 2013 19:55

I agree. With how many people have stolen from my family, I don't trust anyone. My father lost his phone because someone asked to use it to make a call. Now, when people ask to borrow my phone, I say I am going to make the call for them, they can tell me what they need said.

kieralumina 30

Friday 4 October 2013 4:08

I either tell them I don't have one, or make sure their in a place they can't escape unless I let them. A great spot is if they have the window seat and you have the aisle seat on the bus

KingRay 3

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:35

Or put on speaker and hold it tightly in your hand.

starfish7 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:18

Was she wearing a work uniform or name tag?

kaiyybee 10

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:19

I wonder if that works for her very often.

thebigtwinkie 28

Wednesday 10 September 2014 10:07

Haha I'm pretty sure it does:(

Nikki_Night93 7

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:19

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ilytyvm 25

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:32

I work in a hotel, though. Not an expensive one or anything, but I know that if they were hanging around in the bathrooms, it would be difficult for any of us to realize it unless they were in there more than once when we used the restroom. I have a ton to do when I'm working any shift but the overnight, so I can only imagine what working for a pricier hotel would be like.

queerdragon 20

Thursday 3 October 2013 19:57

The more money people spend, the more they want to be treated like royalty. I worked in a friend's parent's hotel for a summer. I was yelled at, had food dumped on me, was told I was a ******* ****, etc. We had no time to go around checking out the bathrooms, especially during the day.

hghrider123456 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:20

I think I might just have to try that.....

ThatFancyPenn 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 17:00

Haha and then just say that they gave it to you no questions asked.

KingRay 3

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:39

If you do don't be a huge thief and take the whole wallet with the cards and things. Just take the cash cause you can't use a card w/o the pin anyway.