By outplayed
Today, while reviewing boxes of motorcycle parts, I noticed my neighbor's daughter gleefully watching me. I jokingly said, "Wanna do this?" and she let out a loud squee and got to work alone. A few hours later, the bike was ready for a test run. I had no idea how to even start building it. She's 14. FML
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  Lobby_Bee  |  17

Really? Is that what goes on in your mind that you immediately think I was referring to the 14 year old girl? You really need to get yourself checked, your mind is in the gutters. Any serious biker lending their bike to you will tell you to warm her up before you rip her, but I guess most people nowadays are like this. Everything has to be sexual.

  GhostFox  |  33

Yeah, no one's buying your "I was talking about the bike, your the sick ones, even though I was actually talking about the LITTLE GIRL."

Here's a fun idea- go play first person frogger. In real life.

By  mt21mt  |  15

My comment was towards the person who wants to "test ride" a 14 year old... But this comment section blows, and it doesn't show that I was responding to that retard, and I can't even edit my comments anymore...

  GhostFox  |  33

One that's referring to the noise produced by an excited teenage girl? I mean, "squee" has some pretty specific meanings and context, and doesn't sound as condescending or unappealing as "squealed".