Transportation: Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into...

By icefly - 29/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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Don't look back

By Mike - 27/05/2021 02:01

Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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powaaah77 8

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:32

Get the cops involved. The business owner will have to give away who hit your car as he would otherwise be charged with obstruction of justice for withholding important information about a crime.

DRaffie 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:28

Ok I'm not a law guru but I believe he has to say who did it as he is not supplying information of a crime. But hey as I said I'm no guru so I have no idea

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DRaffie 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:28

Ok I'm not a law guru but I believe he has to say who did it as he is not supplying information of a crime. But hey as I said I'm no guru so I have no idea

slyde32 12

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:59

where i live, he has to supply evidence, if he doesn't, you could just send the police there to get the information

phimatt 8

Saturday 30 July 2016 3:17

only if he is subpoenaed, otherwise there is nothing that requires him to give it up

mcscoop 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 6:57

it would be easy enough for him to say he doesn't know to the police. how are you going to prove he does.

tounces7 27

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:50

As soon as the police mention the words "Aiding and Abetting", he may suddenly "remember" who it was.

ikeb 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:29

Isn't it illegal to withhold information like that?

MikuandKaito 24

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:31

Looks like it's time to contact the authorities.

powaaah77 8

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:32

Get the cops involved. The business owner will have to give away who hit your car as he would otherwise be charged with obstruction of justice for withholding important information about a crime.

deathshead 19

Saturday 30 July 2016 4:57

glad I'm not the only one who thought that must've been obstruction of justice... besides, I get that it was a customer, but it's not like the guy will know the business owner gave him up...

CaliChris 9

Sunday 31 July 2016 8:05

While technically true, where I live cops don't care about such small crimes, and while they would take a police report, they would never go to investigate a hit and run without an injury.

clemsi 20

Thursday 15 September 2016 9:52

That's when you go to the local paper saying that the business owner is withholding information about a crime and see how quickly he changes his mind.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:33

I don't know how people damage other people's stuff and just drive away. That would eat at my conscience so bad, saving money wouldn't even be worth the guilt.

Dale_shackleford 13

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:44

A lot of people probably would rather deal with stuff eating at their conscience than their wallet.

allie2590 31

Saturday 30 July 2016 4:12

I think some people panic and run off before their brain kicks in, but they're too afraid of going back and fessing up.

kirkaygri 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 5:52

I once backed into a boat. Do you have any idea how expensive boats are?! I had to go into the store and find the owner (ended up being the store owner) and tell them I hit their boat. I was in tears. All the damage it did was I had a busted tail light. They told me not to worry and thanked me for telling them and gave me a hug. I don't know how I missed a boat. I don't even live near a lake! I'm also not allowed to drive my husband's vehicle anymore... it sucks but you man up and tell whoever you hit that you hit them. I had a person hit my car and try to drive off. They couldn't so they got out and walked. Left the car. No insurance, of course, so I had to pay. Idiots.

mcscoop 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 6:59

you're a good person. and the person that hit you should be arrested.

Calarel_bones 12

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:35

Pretty sure withholding information of a crime, minor or otherwise, is illegal hey. I think maybe you should get the police involved. Im sorry about the car and sticky situation, OP. xx

pacman490 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:39

You know the rules, snitches lose customers

Ashleighalfred 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 2:43

That completely sucks. similar thing happened to me awhile back. had my car a month, was inside paying for gas and a work truck backed into it. no cameras at the gas station and nobody else stepped up, so i had to pay out of pocket. luckily it was just the front bumper with a small-ish dent so i didn't care much. call the cops, because they will make him give up the information and any video footage. best of luck

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Saturday 30 July 2016 3:03

Oh, well if he doesnt want to say anything maybe i dont know call a good friend of mine, here i got the number ill give it to you the number is 911, they usually settle any disputes or problems i have and they're available 24/7!!!!