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Cougeeswagg's favorite FMLs

Today, I let my brother babysit my 6-year-old daughter. She learned 2 new words from him. One of them was "Hail" and the other one was "Satan". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thedancingtit / Tuesday 7 June 2016 05:11 / United States - Eagle River

Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones. He doesn't realise that the noise cancelling function only slightly muffles the moaning and screaming in the porn he's watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By Char-azard - / Tuesday 17 May 2016 09:03 / New Zealand - Napier

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Damm / Saturday 24 January 2009 19:05 / United States

Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it