Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
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kaylizs
| 20
Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.
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jet223
| 20
Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.
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kaylizs
| 20
Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
He probably wanted her to suck something else ;)
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pabj208
| 23
Sounds like he was a bit of a Pratt.
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jackipdoc
| 31
Agreed
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HUGBUG
| 23
Lol when I first read this I thought u were a dude XD it makes sense now
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mds9986
| 24
So what if OP was a guy?
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eski2015
| 22
It makes sense either way
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HUGBUG
| 23
If it were a guy it wouldn't been at work it wouldn't been where Oo wished it would've been
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HUGBUG
| 23
I meant op not oo
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mds9986
| 24
Stay in school 41
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ahippienamedrae
| 10
If I were a guy, I'd probably still think he's hot tbh
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mr_sarcastic416
| 29
#49 your profile sez you ARE a guy... just sayin
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ErinRosado
| 14
#49 might just want the blue border instead of the pink.
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itsalanis
| 24
I wouldn't have minded that dream. Chris Pratt is hot, no matter what the situation is. c:
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Kc_2424
| 0
My ex has exactly the same name except he's a lying cheating stealing POS who can't hold down a job. That situation is far from hot haha.
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stingray112
| 24
I'm sorry that your life is now in shambles because a dream didn't go the way you wanted it too.
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ThatOneChick856
| 36
I think you've missed the point of the website. "FML" is a hyperbole in most cases, as it should be.
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gigistar15
| 21
Just wait. One day you'll have the dream about Chris that u were expecting!
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SubparAtBest
| 23
Just wait. only day Chris Pratt will have the dream about you that he was expecting. He always wanted to be the boss..
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MiaTheMartian
| 21
oh no! That's so sad aww
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jet223
| 20
Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.
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SideOfTheAngels
| 23
At least there were no velociraptors
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Tthug
| 34
The presence of velociraptors could have only improved the dream.
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rhastafish
| 13
All I can see is parks and recreations
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Dick_diamond
| 22
Who the fuck is Chris Pratt and why should I care?
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TheLadyOpal
| 30
He's from the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World. But if you don't care, why would you ask?
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DarkMatter115
| 13
Also Guardians of the Galaxy and the Tv show Parks and Recreation
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upallnight11
| 19
Go back to your cave.