FML : Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept...

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Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BrittUnicorn / Monday 6 July 2015 15:14 / United States - Morristown

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By kaylizs | 20

#6342356 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:23

Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

By jet223 | 20

#6342364 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:27

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

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By kaylizs | 20

#6342356 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:23

Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

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invadermaythe1st | 35

#6342372 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:35

He probably wanted her to suck something else ;)

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pabj208 | 23

#6342451 - Monday 6 July 2015 20:25

Sounds like he was a bit of a Pratt.

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jackipdoc | 30

#6342793 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 1:55

Agreed

By HUGBUG | 23

#6342357 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:23

Lol when I first read this I thought u were a dude XD it makes sense now

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mds9986 | 24

#6342380 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:38

So what if OP was a guy?

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eski2015 | 22

#6342573 - Monday 6 July 2015 22:41

It makes sense either way

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HUGBUG | 23

#6342574 - Monday 6 July 2015 22:41

If it were a guy it wouldn't been at work it wouldn't been where Oo wished it would've been

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HUGBUG | 23

#6342575 - Monday 6 July 2015 22:43

I meant op not oo

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mds9986 | 24

#6342613 - Monday 6 July 2015 23:20

Stay in school 41

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ahippienamedrae | 10

#6342663 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:02

If I were a guy, I'd probably still think he's hot tbh

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mr_sarcastic416 | 29

#6342839 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 3:05

#49 your profile sez you ARE a guy... just sayin

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ErinRosado | 14

#6343685 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 20:26

#49 might just want the blue border instead of the pink.

By itsalanis | 24

#6342359 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:25

I wouldn't have minded that dream. Chris Pratt is hot, no matter what the situation is. c:

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Kc_2424 | 0

#6342646 - Monday 6 July 2015 23:45

My ex has exactly the same name except he's a lying cheating stealing POS who can't hold down a job. That situation is far from hot haha.

By stingray112 | 24

#6342360 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:26

I'm sorry that your life is now in shambles because a dream didn't go the way you wanted it too.

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ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6342764 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 1:20

I think you've missed the point of the website. "FML" is a hyperbole in most cases, as it should be.

By gigistar15 | 21

#6342362 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:26

Just wait. One day you'll have the dream about Chris that u were expecting!

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SubparAtBest | 23

#6342949 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 5:32

Just wait. only day Chris Pratt will have the dream about you that he was expecting. He always wanted to be the boss..

By MiaTheMartian | 21

#6342363 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:27

oh no! That's so sad aww

By jet223 | 20

#6342364 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:27

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

By SideOfTheAngels | 23

#6342367 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:30

At least there were no velociraptors

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Tthug | 34

#6342396 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:46

The presence of velociraptors could have only improved the dream.

By rhastafish | 13

#6342370 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:33

All I can see is parks and recreations

By Dick_diamond | 22

#6342374 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:37

Who the fuck is Chris Pratt and why should I care?

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TheLadyOpal | 30

#6342400 - Monday 6 July 2015 19:46

He's from the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World. But if you don't care, why would you ask?

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DarkMatter115 | 13

#6342453 - Monday 6 July 2015 20:27

Also Guardians of the Galaxy and the Tv show Parks and Recreation

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upallnight11 | 19

#6342777 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 1:40

Go back to your cave.

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