By BrittUnicorn - 06/07/2015 15:14 - United States - Morristown

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 571
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Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

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Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

He probably wanted her to suck something else ;)

Sounds like he was a bit of a Pratt.

Lol when I first read this I thought u were a dude XD it makes sense now

So what if OP was a guy?

It makes sense either way

If it were a guy it wouldn't been at work it wouldn't been where Oo wished it would've been

I meant op not oo

Stay in school 41

If I were a guy, I'd probably still think he's hot tbh

#49 your profile sez you ARE a guy... just sayin

#49 might just want the blue border instead of the pink.

I wouldn't have minded that dream. Chris Pratt is hot, no matter what the situation is. c:

My ex has exactly the same name except he's a lying cheating stealing POS who can't hold down a job. That situation is far from hot haha.

I'm sorry that your life is now in shambles because a dream didn't go the way you wanted it too.

ThatOneChick856 36

I think you've missed the point of the website. "FML" is a hyperbole in most cases, as it should be.

Just wait. One day you'll have the dream about Chris that u were expecting!

Just wait. only day Chris Pratt will have the dream about you that he was expecting. He always wanted to be the boss..

oh no! That's so sad aww

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

At least there were no velociraptors

The presence of velociraptors could have only improved the dream.

All I can see is parks and recreations

Who the fuck is Chris Pratt and why should I care?

He's from the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World. But if you don't care, why would you ask?

Also Guardians of the Galaxy and the Tv show Parks and Recreation

Go back to your cave.