By BrittUnicorn - 06/07/2015 15:14 - United States - Morristown

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
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kaylizs 20

Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

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jet223 20

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

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HUGBUG 23

Lol when I first read this I thought u were a dude XD it makes sense now

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mds9986 24

So what if OP was a guy?

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HUGBUG 23

If it were a guy it wouldn't been at work it wouldn't been where Oo wished it would've been

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mds9986 24

Stay in school 41

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ahippienamedrae 10

If I were a guy, I'd probably still think he's hot tbh

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mr_sarcastic416 29

#49 your profile sez you ARE a guy... just sayin

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ErinRosado 14

#49 might just want the blue border instead of the pink.

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itsalanis 25

I wouldn't have minded that dream. Chris Pratt is hot, no matter what the situation is. c:

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Kc_2424 0

My ex has exactly the same name except he's a lying cheating stealing POS who can't hold down a job. That situation is far from hot haha.

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stingray112 24

I'm sorry that your life is now in shambles because a dream didn't go the way you wanted it too.

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gigistar15 21

Just wait. One day you'll have the dream about Chris that u were expecting!

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SubparAtBest 23

Just wait. only day Chris Pratt will have the dream about you that he was expecting. He always wanted to be the boss..

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jet223 20

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

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Tthug 34

The presence of velociraptors could have only improved the dream.

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rhastafish 13

All I can see is parks and recreations

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Dick_diamond 22

Who the **** is Chris Pratt and why should I care?

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TheLadyOpal 30

He's from the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World. But if you don't care, why would you ask?

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DarkMatter115 13

Also Guardians of the Galaxy and the Tv show Parks and Recreation

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upallnight11 19

Go back to your cave.

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