By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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By  kyleekay  |  25

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe.

Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot.

Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess,

And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Man, and now you're ruining the word irony? "Irony" isn't applicable in every situation, you know.
It would be "hypocrisy", except that it isn't because I didn't tell you to be nice I said get you're own thread, I was not serious when I told you not to talk to the others that way: I was deliberately mis-interpreting the target of your message since you didn't address it to OP.
Gosh.

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  FizzyApple  |  3

Pleonasm, from what I've gathered from your comments you appear to be one of those self righteous college students who think they know everything because of their "wide" vocabulary and knowledge of basic English. By the way, I HATE puns.

By  kyleekay  |  25

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe.

Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot.

Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess,

And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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  winkydog4056  |  16

#17_What is a golf clap? Is that the STD one gets by banging Tiger Woods?

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  winkydog4056  |  16

#64_Grassy Ass for the explanation -Wanky Dog

By  Pleonasm  |  31

There, there, it'll be ok. Hopefully your barbie dolls are here to comfort you. DId you tell your mum about this little meenie? Now, don't stay up too late, and remember to do your homework!

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  BlueFlatts  |  20

Someone deserves a time out to think about what he's said. On a side note; what's wrong with being a pumpkin eater? These are the holidays for it after all. Yumm.

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  BlueFlatts  |  20

Someone deserves a time out to think about what he's said. On a side note; what's wrong with being a pumpkin eater? These are the holidays for it after all. Yumm.

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  justbarb  |  11

you beg them to go back out with you and then when they finally agree you turn it around and say "sorry i dont date children." then you walk away with your pride