Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
By
imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck
- United States - San Mateo
Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot.
Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess,
And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.