Kids and Poopoo peepee: When you gotta go…

When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my twin sons have decided to forego the toilet, and instead poop in random places around the house. FML

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By sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By Angrymom - 22/10/2018 22:00

Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Chazzster 28

Wednesday 20 July 2022 4:07

Give him a plastic bag and make him pick it up.

poopface82 19

Wednesday 20 July 2022 2:05

Would you prefer he used his pants?

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poopface82 19

Wednesday 20 July 2022 2:05

Would you prefer he used his pants?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 20 July 2022 2:05

Does he have his flea collar and shots at least?? Better the yard then some random inside spot.

emmalou 19

Wednesday 20 July 2022 3:21

I would slap a diaper on him as punishment

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 20 July 2022 4:07

Give him a plastic bag and make him pick it up.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 July 2022 6:21

Does he drop his pants first? What? Some kids will crap their pants on purpose.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 23 July 2022 5:21

How old is your son? It definitely sounds like he's old enough to know better. I think it's time to actually be a parent and discipline him for inappropriate behavior.