Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly...

By WesJaz - 8/1/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By eduardo2k | 0

#762553 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:00

employee of the month - should ask for a raise

By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#762598 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:15

stupid consumers. cashiers don't get paid enough to put up with the shit they already go through

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By eduardo2k | 0

#762553 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:00

employee of the month - should ask for a raise

PeopleRSoDumb | 0

#762635 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:32

This is my favorite FML cuz it happened in Wisco. =D

deathmajestic | 0

#765630 - Sunday 10 January 2010 7:47

look on the bright side
instead of a thief
it could have been a smart thief

containsnosoy | 0

#769470 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:17

Actually, (from my retail experience) you're never supposed to accuse someone of stealing something even when it's obvious that they are....

CandidateForWax | 0

#770436 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:26

Agreed, obviously you were joking, but I was always told NEVER to suggest a customer had stolen anything. What if she'd been some hyper-sensitive woman, taken it the wrong way and kicked up a fuss? I still think this is a FML though.

noobgang7 | 5

#895972 - Saturday 27 February 2010 2:59

I think the words "heavy purse" indicate she had stolen stuff in her purse

By alisonyankee | 0

#762560 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:02

LOOOOOOOOOL

hockeychic156 | 0

#763142 - Saturday 9 January 2010 2:18

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome hahaha this belongs on MLIA hahahaha

By SKYblue_fml | 1

#762564 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:04

Was there actually stuff inside?

pancakes_n_syrup | 0

#762667 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:52

Exactly..ha The OP is supposed to check for stuff inside..so if there is stuff in there..what other reason is there except that they are stealing it

Atamix | 0

#762705 - Friday 8 January 2010 21:16

so that it takes up less space in the shopping cart?
lol that would have been my excuse

Mustardnight | 3

#763767 - Saturday 9 January 2010 11:35

Yeah she ran out with an empty suitcase.. Aftet hitting the employee to get away.

bfabb | 0

#3108588 - Sunday 14 August 2011 20:12

No shit. That's why the person said that.

dkane | 12

#6618773 - Tuesday 31 May 2016 6:34

Not in the suitcase, but I assume the purse had stuff in it

By Libelau | 0

#762580 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:08

Good to know you don't notice it when people actually -do- steal stuff. Where do ya work?

sadistmonkey | 19

#763002 - Saturday 9 January 2010 0:14

um...she DID notice it....and then got hit in the head

By daydreamstar | 7

#762588 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:12

keeping the pimpette hand strong??????? O.o fyl.. but karma will get that lady, dont worry :)

By postaltubealex | 0

#762593 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:13

fantastic job. send that stealing biatch to the authorities.

By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#762598 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:15

stupid consumers. cashiers don't get paid enough to put up with the shit they already go through

maplebaby | 0

#763528 - Saturday 9 January 2010 8:45

agreed. cashiers can't do shit all about verbal abuse or anything like that from customers.
OP, FYL...and good job.

commonman | 0

#3035226 - Thursday 4 August 2011 6:40

I'm one and I agree it sucks

quesidias | 0

#3145201 - Saturday 20 August 2011 10:16

Not exactly where I live most cashiers should have their sorry ass fired for all the 'work' they ever do

lil_ham1644 | 29

#6289077 - Tuesday 12 May 2015 18:11

Spoken like someone who's never worked retail in their life.

By idkweird | 0

#762610 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:20

Ouch, fyl! That sucks!

By TrollTrollTroll | 0

#762619 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:24

fucking old people man.

By TheLetterZero | 7

#762624 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:26

YDI for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".

strength413 | 8

#762649 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:42

i was going to say the same thing, other grammar mistakes are acceptable, but that one drives me insane it's misused so much, and it's so simple.

TheLetterZero | 7

#762663 - Friday 8 January 2010 20:50

No problem! :P

Kingdutch | 3

#762702 - Friday 8 January 2010 21:13

Hahaha, you shout at a FML poster for making a grammar mistake. When a FML Staff member misses it you just say, no problem :)

Sorry, that just made me laugh, grammar people, go ahead on this message and point out all my mistakes. :D

jms08 | 0

#762907 - Friday 8 January 2010 23:17

Im so confused... Why was this comment flagged?

TheLetterZero | 7

#763169 - Saturday 9 January 2010 2:42

#22, nah. It's only fun to point out simple mistakes. It gets less fun when you become more strict.

newsgit | 0

#763212 - Saturday 9 January 2010 3:14

but you don't honestly think that OP deserved it because of a grammar mistake, right?

Islander_fml | 5

#764478 - Saturday 9 January 2010 19:22

The grammar mistake that gets me more than anything is its vs. it's. It's is a contraction of "it is." Its is possessive, used to describe something that belongs to "it." So basically, if you're trying to say "it is" use an apostrophe, but for everything else use no apostrophe.

deathmajestic | 0

#765625 - Sunday 10 January 2010 7:41

ok i do that
but 4 a reason
im using ps3 internet and its really hard to memorise where all the symbols r