Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML
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amc597
| 28
That's messed up, I hope he was joking.
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cakeandfilm
| 13
Look on the bright side, he could have written dead or injured... Or naked
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amc597
| 28
That's messed up, I hope he was joking.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
In a reverse situation, OP can write "in a care home" or "in an early grave" as an equally witty reprisal.
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| 28
I think its meant for replies like "succeed" or "do better" or maybe even "stop whining"
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5destroyer35
| 20
Or to spite the father, "Every second of his life until he dies."
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pwnman
| 33
Same, why did he get the mum pregnant?
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euphoricness
| 28
Because frosted flakes are more than good!
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cactusdesu
| 15
Because sex is fun.
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coolcocoxxx
| 12
I think this is being taken far too seriously. Clearly it was a joke. I found it pretty clever actually. Something my parents would say. I think the more you can tease your family, the better relationship you have.
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jok3rjizzle
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mario2012
| 18
No. Asshole issues.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Holy crap.#2 your head looks photoshopped to your body
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imchacon22
| 19
Well that's not nice. I'm sure he couldn't have been serious!
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DividableByZero
| 11
Or if he was, that OP finds a place where they feel the love
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cakeandfilm
| 13
Look on the bright side, he could have written dead or injured... Or naked
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a_wiener_d0g
| 15
The last part was unexpected...
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missalkali
| 8
really? cuz I saw it cuming…
maybe that's just because my mind is in the gutter though…
maybe that's just because my mind is in the gutter though…
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pwnman
| 33
HAH, MADE MY DAY.
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j_729
| 18
HAH, no one gives a shit.
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TheAbstract
| 15
HAH, HAH.
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Kittycorn
| 17
dude u funny
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annie_nk
| 22
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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ViRepz
| 28
It's clearly a joke, get over it.
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annie_nk
| 22
Joke or not, that kind of stuff isn't funny. Something not to be joked about.
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Flowtastic
| 16
Actually it is pretty funny and quite clever.
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Soloman212
| 28
Any two people communicating decide between each other what is and isn't appropriate to joke about. Your lack of a sense if humor doesn't mean a father and his child can't joke about anything.
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raww77
| 12
get over it its a joke my dad told me if my hair curls he's going to divorce my mom because I'm dark skinned yet he is light skinned
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baseballdude1283
| 18
At least he didn't say naked
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awkwardloveannie
| 28
unprotected from what?
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iknowiwantyou
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anyone who said nude or naked have got the filthiest minds. it's just wrong and disturbing.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Well, it's FML... I was honestly expecting something pretty screwed up.
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Same. Come on, iknowiwantyou. You've been here for a while.
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olpally
| 32
What an asshole dad. I pray to god he is joking.
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igive
| 28
Confront him about it, that's one way to know for sure if he means it. (I hope not).
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lisaroxmysoxx
| 16
I'm sorry.
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olpally
| 32
You should be! It's all your fault! :)
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awkwardloveannie
| 28
at least he didn't write nude or dead.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
This is the internet.. We are ALL varying degrees of crazy.
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awkwardloveannie
| 28
btw #50 did you mean "what is it with you people"