That's messed up, I hope he was joking.

In a reverse situation, OP can write "in a care home" or "in an early grave" as an equally witty reprisal.

I think its meant for replies like "succeed" or "do better" or maybe even "stop whining"

Or to spite the father, "Every second of his life until he dies."

Same, why did he get the mum pregnant?

Because frosted flakes are more than good!

Because sex is fun.

I think this is being taken far too seriously. Clearly it was a joke. I found it pretty clever actually. Something my parents would say. I think the more you can tease your family, the better relationship you have.

Daddy issues?

No. Asshole issues.

Holy crap.#2 your head looks photoshopped to your body

Well that's not nice. I'm sure he couldn't have been serious!

Or if he was, that OP finds a place where they feel the love

Look on the bright side, he could have written dead or injured... Or naked

The last part was unexpected...

really? cuz I saw it cuming… maybe that's just because my mind is in the gutter though…

HAH, MADE MY DAY.

HAH, no one gives a shit.

HAH, HAH.

dude u funny

I don't know about you OP, but I'd talk to my dad about that if I were you.

It's clearly a joke, get over it.

Joke or not, that kind of stuff isn't funny. Something not to be joked about.

Actually it is pretty funny and quite clever.

Any two people communicating decide between each other what is and isn't appropriate to joke about. Your lack of a sense if humor doesn't mean a father and his child can't joke about anything.

get over it its a joke my dad told me if my hair curls he's going to divorce my mom because I'm dark skinned yet he is light skinned

At least he didn't say naked

unprotected from what?

anyone who said nude or naked have got the filthiest minds. it's just wrong and disturbing.

Well, it's FML... I was honestly expecting something pretty screwed up.

Same. Come on, iknowiwantyou. You've been here for a while.

What an asshole dad. I pray to god he is joking.

Confront him about it, that's one way to know for sure if he means it. (I hope not).

I'm sorry.

You should be! It's all your fault! :)

at least he didn't write nude or dead.

This is the internet.. We are ALL varying degrees of crazy.

btw #50 did you mean "what is it with you people"