Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed...

By :( - 17/11/2013 20:27 - United States - Pearland

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

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By amc597 | 28

#5758166 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:02

That's messed up, I hope he was joking.

By cakeandfilm | 13

#5758181 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:06

Look on the bright side, he could have written dead or injured... Or naked

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By amc597 | 28

#5758166 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:02

That's messed up, I hope he was joking.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5758226 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:16

In a reverse situation, OP can write "in a care home" or "in an early grave" as an equally witty reprisal.

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#5758267 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:45

I think its meant for replies like "succeed" or "do better" or maybe even "stop whining"

5destroyer35 | 20

#5758269 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:46

Or to spite the father, "Every second of his life until he dies."

pwnman | 33

#5758338 - Monday 18 November 2013 2:46

Same, why did he get the mum pregnant?

euphoricness | 28

#5758357 - Monday 18 November 2013 2:56

Because frosted flakes are more than good!

cactusdesu | 15

#5758551 - Monday 18 November 2013 6:44

Because sex is fun.

coolcocoxxx | 12

#5759390 - Monday 18 November 2013 22:13

I think this is being taken far too seriously. Clearly it was a joke. I found it pretty clever actually. Something my parents would say. I think the more you can tease your family, the better relationship you have.

By jok3rjizzle | 6

#5758168 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:02

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mario2012 | 18

#5758342 - Monday 18 November 2013 2:48

No. Asshole issues.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5758523 - Monday 18 November 2013 6:01

Holy crap.#2 your head looks photoshopped to your body

By imchacon22 | 19

#5758179 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:05

Well that's not nice. I'm sure he couldn't have been serious!

DividableByZero | 11

#5758356 - Monday 18 November 2013 2:56

Or if he was, that OP finds a place where they feel the love

By cakeandfilm | 13

#5758181 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:06

Look on the bright side, he could have written dead or injured... Or naked

a_wiener_d0g | 15

#5758222 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:14

The last part was unexpected...

missalkali | 8

#5758259 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:29

really? cuz I saw it cuming…
maybe that's just because my mind is in the gutter though…

pwnman | 33

#5758341 - Monday 18 November 2013 2:47

HAH, MADE MY DAY.

j_729 | 18

#5758497 - Monday 18 November 2013 5:19

HAH, no one gives a shit.

TheAbstract | 14

#5758594 - Monday 18 November 2013 7:57

HAH, HAH.

Kittycorn | 17

#5759503 - Monday 18 November 2013 23:50

dude u funny

By annie_nk | 22

#5758183 - Monday 18 November 2013 1:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ViRepz | 28

#5758378 - Monday 18 November 2013 3:13

It's clearly a joke, get over it.

annie_nk | 22

#5758446 - Monday 18 November 2013 4:33

Joke or not, that kind of stuff isn't funny. Something not to be joked about.

Flowtastic | 16

#5758450 - Monday 18 November 2013 4:37

Actually it is pretty funny and quite clever.

Soloman212 | 28

#5758455 - Monday 18 November 2013 4:42

Any two people communicating decide between each other what is and isn't appropriate to joke about. Your lack of a sense if humor doesn't mean a father and his child can't joke about anything.