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That's messed up, I hope he was joking.
In a reverse situation, OP can write "in a care home" or "in an early grave" as an equally witty reprisal.
Or to spite the father, "Every second of his life until he dies."
Because sex is fun.
I think this is being taken far too seriously. Clearly it was a joke. I found it pretty clever actually. Something my parents would say. I think the more you can tease your family, the better relationship you have.
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Show it anywayNo. Asshole issues.
Well that's not nice. I'm sure he couldn't have been serious!
Or if he was, that OP finds a place where they feel the love
Look on the bright side, he could have written dead or injured... Or naked
The last part was unexpected...
really? cuz I saw it cuming… maybe that's just because my mind is in the gutter though…
HAH, no one gives a shit.
HAH, HAH.
dude u funny
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Show it anywayJoke or not, that kind of stuff isn't funny. Something not to be joked about.
Actually it is pretty funny and quite clever.
Any two people communicating decide between each other what is and isn't appropriate to joke about. Your lack of a sense if humor doesn't mean a father and his child can't joke about anything.
get over it its a joke my dad told me if my hair curls he's going to divorce my mom because I'm dark skinned yet he is light skinned
unprotected from what?
anyone who said nude or naked have got the filthiest minds. it's just wrong and disturbing.
Same. Come on, iknowiwantyou. You've been here for a while.
Confront him about it, that's one way to know for sure if he means it. (I hope not).
at least he didn't write nude or dead.
btw #50 did you mean "what is it with you people"
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That's messed up, I hope he was joking.
Look on the bright side, he could have written dead or injured... Or naked