FML : Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was...

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Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By morphea / Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:54 / France - Chantepie

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By liquifiednate | 21

#6277794 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:00

At least he tried.

By Ihavegas | 22

#6277796 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:01

very thoughtful

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By liquifiednate | 21

#6277794 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:00

At least he tried.

TheBelt | 19

#6277916 - Thursday 30 April 2015 12:52

True commitment

Thatepicperson | 14

#6278201 - Thursday 30 April 2015 21:00

It was still a shitty situation

By ZelmaSlayer | 30

#6277795 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:00

Sounds like a shitty situ... No. No, I'm better that that.

Rainbow2Cloud | 12

#6277952 - Thursday 30 April 2015 14:05

That what?!?!

telli164 | 30

#6278833 - Friday 1 May 2015 15:45

5 letters away from the worst pun in FML history.. You could've been better than that

By Ihavegas | 22

#6277796 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:01

very thoughtful

By itsalise | 22

#6277798 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:04

A new kind of theif trap!

By AndyPurdy | 30

#6277804 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:08

ugh pets can be a handful.good luck cleaning that up

By Stillo | 25

#6277806 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:12

haha, at least you didnt slip it in;)

starile | 19

#6277814 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:27

I hope to GOD you meant "slip in it", and not "slip it in"

R2Y2 | 22

#6278151 - Thursday 30 April 2015 19:46

3rd base ftw

amanda182 | 19

#6278154 - Thursday 30 April 2015 19:49

Hahah thank you for the laugh

By chanellgymnast | 17

#6277808 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:14

"I'm so glad you're home. Someone pooped in the hallway."

By duckman9 | 54

#6277810 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:16

outch.. that sucks bigtime...

By Exaspera | 53

#6277811 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:17

Martha Stewart wannabe!

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6277813 - Thursday 30 April 2015 9:25

Well he tried

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