Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
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Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, after a rough night, my husband's alarms started going off at 5 a.m. All 4 of them. Old town road, the Skyrim theme, that lady yelling, "I got shit to do today" and bagpipes. I'm awake. He's not. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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lolatflyingducks 0
Clearly, you have never played Farmville.
chadhilliard67 0
haha, lets hope his strawberrys didnt whither
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Comments (287)
bubbles0110 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've done that exact same thing... but not during sex. I HAVE however tried to get my friends to drive me home during lunch so i can harvest my strawberries!!
Shithappens_123 0
wow, are you sure your husband isnt crazy or something? haha sorry no offence
lexaluff 2
LMFAO. I can totally relate, I love Farmville! I almost started crying when I found out my whole crop of wheat had gone bad :( I'm like, addicted to that game. Sucks for you though, FYL!
joooj_fml 0
nothing worse than a field of wilted strawberries
kimee21_fml 15
AAHAHHA i love farmville!!! Sorry for you , but when the strawberry are whiter that sucks!!! I understand him ;) LOLL ahahah!
trip_toke_thrash 0
awww thats adorable
HeyThereGorgeous 0
I'm sick and tired of getting FarmVille neighboring requests on face. annoying!
Leaveittosteven 0
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Ihavetopee 0
Yeah. Tell him to plant his dick back into you.
some_random_dude 0
farm town wins... farmville sucks end of story