FML : Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Katie - / Tuesday 9 October 2012 05:42 / United States - Homewood

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By person961 | 9

#5022588 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:16

Husband: I see another man near you in our house!
Wife: Thats your reflection dear
Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy
Wife: We don't even have a pool boy
Husband:...Click

By YourEvilHero | 12

#5022565 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

the joy of having big houses...

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By YourEvilHero | 12

#5022565 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

the joy of having big houses...

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#5022624 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:28

Who said they had a big house? Husband sounds like an idiot though.

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5022631 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:30

I think it would be less of an FML if they had a house big enough to actually get lost in.

skittlestrailmix | 13

#5022672 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:42

He's being sarcastic...

Kyzahhh | 7

#5022811 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 13:49

I don't think he is being sarcastic as much as possessive and paranoid

dinorider_fml | 4

#5022955 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 14:59

I think 10 was talking about 1

MDTeddy | 13

#5024516 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:10

So the husband wasn't with his wife why? I mean they were in the same building. I guess this house can easily be robbed. Just make sure the husband is home so you can go in through the door.

thandidavis | 16

#5024666 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:52

Huh?

By HiddenValley | 5

#5022567 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

Separation anxiety much?

By fatnesspig | 7

#5022580 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:13

He probably thought you were playing hide and seek.

By person961 | 9

#5022588 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:16

By SkoomaKi | 25

#5022595 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:20

OP, turn off your phone and relax. Your husband can have an anxiety attack, he deserves it.

By andrew6p | 19

#5022617 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:26

That happens when u have a husband that lacks self-confidence. Well my mom suffered the same thing yet, i had my uncles planting seeds of hate in my dad's head towards me and mom. They just want our inheritence :/

reapy | 14

#5022902 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 14:26

Thanks for your life story, my life is now fulfilled having read it.

enormouselephant | 15

#5022964 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:02

Make your man feel sexy, OP!

User57777 | 13

#5023611 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 20:13

What a great story to tell complete strangers on the Internet.

andrew6p | 19

#5024126 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:38

Rape me with dislikes if u don't mind guys. Well i said what i said because i am not ashamed of what im in right now, but im disappointed with such uncles i have.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#5024840 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:51

^ I don't think anyone even understood your comment, and I also don't think anyone cares

Metallica36176 | 16

#5025060 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:14

Everyone are assholes. I'm sorry dude. It likes they can have their opinion and speak about their life and think its special but dog everyone else for doing the same. I'm sorry man. Say what you want.

By junkman6 | 22

#5022663 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:39

I'm just wondering if he has a reason to be so worried? Someone been caught before?

Metallica36176 | 16

#5025048 - Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:09

Good point but sometimes over protective people that worry about their partner cheating all the time has cheated themself and is now paranoid because of it.

By lelo007 | 11

#5022678 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:44

I'd sit him down to have a firm talk with him about this, especially if this kind of thing has happened before. There's no sense in causing undue stress on your marriage because he is simply paranoid. Good luck, OP.

By Enslaved | 36

#5022683 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:44

Were you sleeping or something? Because it says "calls and messages". The cheating accusation is a tad bit extreme but when you don't answer your phone, it's easy to wonder where you are.

MiloBear | 11

#5022967 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:04

Sometimes I leave my phone charging in a room and go off doing other things in the house; then I don't always hear messages coming through. Or maybe OP forgot that her phone was on silent.