Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
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Katie
- United States - Homewood
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YourEvilHero
| 12
the joy of having big houses...
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
Who said they had a big house? Husband sounds like an idiot though.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
I think it would be less of an FML if they had a house big enough to actually get lost in.
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skittlestrailmix
| 14
He's being sarcastic...
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Kyzahhh
| 7
I don't think he is being sarcastic as much as possessive and paranoid
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dinorider_fml
| 4
I think 10 was talking about 1
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MDTeddy
| 13
So the husband wasn't with his wife why? I mean they were in the same building. I guess this house can easily be robbed. Just make sure the husband is home so you can go in through the door.
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thandidavis
| 17
Huh?
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HiddenValley
| 5
Separation anxiety much?
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fatnesspig
| 7
He probably thought you were playing hide and seek.
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person961
| 9
Husband: I see another man near you in our house!
Wife: Thats your reflection dear
Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy
Wife: We don't even have a pool boy
Husband:...Click
Wife: Thats your reflection dear
Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy
Wife: We don't even have a pool boy
Husband:...Click
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SkoomaKi
| 27
OP, turn off your phone and relax. Your husband can have an anxiety attack, he deserves it.
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andrew6p
| 19
That happens when u have a husband that lacks self-confidence. Well my mom suffered the same thing yet, i had my uncles planting seeds of hate in my dad's head towards me and mom. They just want our inheritence :/
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reapy
| 14
Thanks for your life story, my life is now fulfilled having read it.
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enormouselephant
| 15
Make your man feel sexy, OP!
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User57777
| 13
What a great story to tell complete strangers on the Internet.
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andrew6p
| 19
Rape me with dislikes if u don't mind guys. Well i said what i said because i am not ashamed of what im in right now, but im disappointed with such uncles i have.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
^ I don't think anyone even understood your comment, and I also don't think anyone cares
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Metallica36176
| 16
Everyone are assholes. I'm sorry dude. It likes they can have their opinion and speak about their life and think its special but dog everyone else for doing the same. I'm sorry man. Say what you want.
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junkman6
| 22
I'm just wondering if he has a reason to be so worried? Someone been caught before?
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Metallica36176
| 16
Good point but sometimes over protective people that worry about their partner cheating all the time has cheated themself and is now paranoid because of it.
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lelo007
| 11
I'd sit him down to have a firm talk with him about this, especially if this kind of thing has happened before. There's no sense in causing undue stress on your marriage because he is simply paranoid. Good luck, OP.
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Enslaved
| 36
Were you sleeping or something? Because it says "calls and messages". The cheating accusation is a tad bit extreme but when you don't answer your phone, it's easy to wonder where you are.
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MiloBear
| 11
Sometimes I leave my phone charging in a room and go off doing other things in the house; then I don't always hear messages coming through. Or maybe OP forgot that her phone was on silent.
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isamisis
| 9
I hope he doesn't cry when his favorite sports team loses.
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senor_awesome
| 14
Or start fights at a family members funeral...
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walmartpaysme
| 15
19, the theme is he cares too much. Nice try but that FML doesn't really fit here.
Wife: Thats your reflection dear
Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy
Wife: We don't even have a pool boy
Husband:...Click