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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I talked to my ex from Uni for the first time in 10 years. I told her my wife and I just had a baby, and her immediate response was, "I WAS A BABY ONCE!" What the hell did I see in her? FML
I agree, your life sucks 794
You deserved it 231

Same thing different taste

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It sounds like she still is (a baby). Great things happen when you mature.

She was 10 years younger and hotter, and you were 10 years dumber.

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It sounds like she still is (a baby). Great things happen when you mature.

She's an ex for a reason. Almost everyone can relate.

Sounds like she must have been very pretty. It's basically a super power.

She was 10 years younger and hotter, and you were 10 years dumber.

Tell her, "I know! That's why we named our baby after you!" That'll freak her out! I'm also hoping to bump into a woman I had a mild crush on in college at some reunion who has the same name as my daughter (whom I named in honor of my late grandfather). I want to tell her I named my daughter after her just to see her reaction!😂😂😂

I had a friend in law school who introduced me to a woman he was seeing, and after he gave us almost no information about her, including what her name was, she introduced herself with, “Hi, I’m a nurse.” If you have one dope in your dating history, that’s normal. If all there are are dopes, you’re the dope.

Bammer1389 7

Why were you talking to her after ten years and after just having a baby?