Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
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Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
Obsessed
Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Because nobody questions Bigfoot
Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Monday Morning Blues
Today, after a rough night, my husband's alarms started going off at 5 a.m. All 4 of them. Old town road, the Skyrim theme, that lady yelling, "I got shit to do today" and bagpipes. I'm awake. He's not. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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lolatflyingducks 0
Clearly, you have never played Farmville.
chadhilliard67 0
haha, lets hope his strawberrys didnt whither
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IRemainNameless 12
That is really horrible. Funny, but horrible. Sorry about that.
SaintJimmy 0
3rd World Farmer is a much better and more challenging game than Farmville.
ashleeee 0
lol he must have been really bored ! OP must have been wack ! and not keeping him intrigued. sorryyy !
Person1233 12
Real! I'm sorry but I have to call real. If one person is addicted to a facebook app, another person in the world can to. REEEAAAL
lrb081 0
hahaha *falls over* I haven't laughed so hard in my life.
redneckmother 0
Strawberries are cheap and don't produce that high of a return on investment. Could he have been bored???
tina_xox 0
ahahhaha this remined me i have to go check on mine aswell LOL
Anonymous5328 0
you know......... this one has 195 "you deserved it!" 's..... why do people do that? i dont see how this person deserved that. she didnt really include enough info for us to know if it was her fault for some odd reason!!! i think people just like to be A HOLES on the internet !!
Jenmaree 9
she deserves it because she can't spell "wither"
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
My mom plays on that. She's 45 and is trying to get me to join it. I'm 16 and have a real life..
gemstar_fml 0
Mate i'm totally plowing in the background of this, I only play it because me and two of my friends are in a battle for farmville glory. ;)
jonny2x4 0
Shenanigans! I saw a movie years ago where a guy was having sex with his girlfriend and stopped halfway to watch the MTV Music Awards.