Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML I agree, your life sucks 53521 I agree, your life sucks 53521 You deserved it 152126 You deserved it 152126 2 2 0 51 By ShiriSarah - / Thursday 20 August 2009 14:39 / United Kingdom
Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told... I agree, your life sucks 21233 I agree, your life sucks 21233 You deserved it 2109 You deserved it 2109 48
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them... I agree, your life sucks 34086 I agree, your life sucks 34086 You deserved it 2703 You deserved it 2703 109
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together.... I agree, your life sucks 31318 I agree, your life sucks 31318 You deserved it 4322 You deserved it 4322 200
Today, while I was relaxing in the tub with a glass of wine, my spastic Chihuahua jumped up and stuck her tongue up my nose. When I screamed, she stuck... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Colombia Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...
Singapore Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank...
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