Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML I agree, your life sucks 53739 I agree, your life sucks 53739 You deserved it 152744 You deserved it 152744 3 3 8 104 By ShiriSarah - / Thursday 20 August 2009 14:39 / United Kingdom
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice.... I agree, your life sucks 25023 I agree, your life sucks 25023 You deserved it 2268 You deserved it 2268 97
Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head... I agree, your life sucks 81305 I agree, your life sucks 81305 You deserved it 5932 You deserved it 5932 83
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting... I agree, your life sucks 55067 I agree, your life sucks 55067 You deserved it 10307 You deserved it 10307 253
Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML I agree, your life sucks 104 I agree, your life sucks 104 Phew, glad it wasn't me 11 Phew, glad it wasn't me 11 2
Today, I was awoken at 2AM being told to put some clothes on and get out as soon as possible, as the house is filled with smoke and flames are coming from... I agree, your life sucks 15 I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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